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Question: Did Homer really say!.!.!.!.!.!?
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Did Homer really say!.!.!.!.!.!?
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not
whether you win or lose!.!.!. it's how drunk you get!.
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do!? Release the dogs!? Or
the bees!? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when
they bark, they shoot bees at you!?
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably!.
The lesson is, never try!.
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled
child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of
TV a day!.
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal
again!? What about bacon!?
Lisa: No!.
Homer: Ham!?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork chops!?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer: Heh heh heh!.!.!. ooh!.!.!. yeah!.!.!. right, Lisa!.
A wonderful!.!.!. magical animal!.
Marge: Do you want your son to be Chief Justice of the
Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper!?
Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren!?
Marge: Earl Warren was never a stripper!
Homer: Oh, now who's being naive!?
Homer: But every time I learn something new, it pushes out
something old! Remember that time I took a home
wine-making course and forgot how to drive!?
Marge: That's because you were drunk!
Homer: And how!
19 minutes ago - 3 days left to answer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
19 April 2008
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Did Homer really say!.!.!.!.!.!?
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not
whether you win or lose!.!.!. it's how drunk you get!.
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do!? Release the dogs!? Or
the bees!? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when
they bark, they shoot bees at you!?
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably!.
The lesson is, never try!.
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled
child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of
TV a day!.
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal
again!? What about bacon!?
Lisa: No!.
Homer: Ham!?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork chops!?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer: Heh heh heh!.!.!. ooh!.!.!. yeah!.!.!. right, Lisa!.
A wonderful!.!.!. magical animal!.
Marge: Do you want your son to be Chief Justice of the
Supreme Court, or a sleazy male stripper!?
Homer: Can't he be both, like the late Earl Warren!?
Marge: Earl Warren was never a stripper!
Homer: Oh, now who's being naive!?
Homer: But every time I learn something new, it pushes out
something old! Remember that time I took a home
wine-making course and forgot how to drive!?
Marge: That's because you were drunk!
Homer: And how!
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