Too much....?!
Question: Too much!.!.!.!.!?
John asked his wife, Mary, what she wanted to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary!. "Would you like a new mink coat!?" he asked!.
"Not really," said Mary!.
"Well how about a new Mercedes sports car!?" said John!.
"No," she responded!.
"What about a new vacation home in the country!?" he suggested!.
She again rejected his offer!. "Well what would you like for our anniversary!?" John asked!.
"John, I'd like a divorce," answered Mary!.
"Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much," said John!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
"Not really," said Mary!.
"Well how about a new Mercedes sports car!?" said John!.
"No," she responded!.
"What about a new vacation home in the country!?" he suggested!.
She again rejected his offer!. "Well what would you like for our anniversary!?" John asked!.
"John, I'd like a divorce," answered Mary!.
"Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much," said John!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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my milk just squirted out of my nose when i read that, i take my hat off for you sir, with your comical genius
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HAHAHA!!! That was hilarious, 10/10 and a star for you!!! Lol!! Are you married!?!?!? Lol!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
patheticWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL ! Why don't you try to post this in the Marriage&Divorce section ! LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha, interesting till the endWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha funny!. but sadWww@Enter-QA@Com
very goodWww@Enter-QA@Com
you should pair this one with your divorce lawyer jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats a gudun!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol a star for you sir!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
aww!.!.!.poor john!.!.!.!.but funny lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.u got a star!.!.!.!.:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha
an excellent joke! I'll give you 10/10 for that - and your star *Www@Enter-QA@Com
an excellent joke! I'll give you 10/10 for that - and your star *Www@Enter-QA@Com
O!.M!.G!. LOL!!! 3 TRILLIONS *'S 4 U!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!!!.!.!. this is very funnyy!.!.!.!. hahaha!.!.!. a star for u!.!.!. enjoy!!!.!.
cheers !.!.!.^_^Www@Enter-QA@Com
cheers !.!.!.^_^Www@Enter-QA@Com