Blonde Joke!!!?!
Question: Blonde Joke!!!!?
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you !?!?
You pull the pin and throw it back!!!!!! LOL
DO YOU HAVE ANY FUNNY BLONDE JOKES FOR ME /!?!?!?!?!?
Here's something really funny
Why Did the Chicken Cross the road!?!? Various Answers from Different People!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road!.
BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road!. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road!. But then, this really isn't about me!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
DR!. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road!. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems!.
OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad!. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens!.
GEORGE W!. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road!. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not!. The chicken is either against us, or for us!. There is no middle ground here!.
COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road!.!.!.
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road!.
JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions!. I am not for it now, and will remain against it!.
NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks!.
PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American!.
MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going!. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level!. No little bird gave me any insider information!.
DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road!? Did he cross it with a toad!? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told!.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain!. Alone!.
JERRY FALWELL:
Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth!?' That's why they call it the 'other side!.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay!. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too!. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side!. That chicken should not be crossing the road!. It's as plain and as simple as that!.
GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road!. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough!.
BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting!? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road!.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road!.
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace!.
BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book!. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the new eChicken2008!. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra!.!.!.#@&&^(C% !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. reboot!.
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken!?
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken!. What is your definition of chicken!?
AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one!?
DICK CHENEY:
Where's my gun!?
AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white!? We need some black chickensWww@Enter-QA@Com
You pull the pin and throw it back!!!!!! LOL
DO YOU HAVE ANY FUNNY BLONDE JOKES FOR ME /!?!?!?!?!?
Here's something really funny
Why Did the Chicken Cross the road!?!? Various Answers from Different People!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
JOHN MC CAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road!.
BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road!. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road!. But then, this really isn't about me!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
DR!. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road!. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems!.
OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad!. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens!.
GEORGE W!. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road!. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not!. The chicken is either against us, or for us!. There is no middle ground here!.
COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road!.!.!.
ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road!.
JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions!. I am not for it now, and will remain against it!.
NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks!.
PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American!.
MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going!. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level!. No little bird gave me any insider information!.
DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road!? Did he cross it with a toad!? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told!.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain!. Alone!.
JERRY FALWELL:
Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth!?' That's why they call it the 'other side!.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay!. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too!. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side!. That chicken should not be crossing the road!. It's as plain and as simple as that!.
GRANDPA:
In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road!. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough!.
BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting!? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road!.
ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road!.
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace!.
BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book!. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the new eChicken2008!. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra!.!.!.#@&&^(C% !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. reboot!.
ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken!?
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken!. What is your definition of chicken!?
AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one!?
DICK CHENEY:
Where's my gun!?
AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white!? We need some black chickensWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck!.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car!.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement!. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle!.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires!.
The blonde started laughing!.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield!.
This time the blonde laughed even harder!.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car!.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny!.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck!.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car!.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement!. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle!.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires!.
The blonde started laughing!.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield!.
This time the blonde laughed even harder!.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car!.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny!.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
the first one was really funny!.
but make the second one shorter cuz no one would like to read the whole of it and make spaces between each answer as well!. makes it easier to read!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
but make the second one shorter cuz no one would like to read the whole of it and make spaces between each answer as well!. makes it easier to read!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ahahah! "There is no middle ground"
"in my day all we had to do was be told the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enuff!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
"in my day all we had to do was be told the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enuff!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
a blonde walked into a room and saw cheerios and said hey look doughnut seedsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Martin Luther King- I have a dream, that one day, all chickens will be free to cross the roadWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!.!.!.those jokes are HILARIOUS!.!.!.!.The george bush and al shaprton one killed me!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol doughnut seedsWww@Enter-QA@Com
1)Who would hit the ground faster after jumping off a building, a blonde or brunette!?a brunette because a blonde would ask for directions
2)Dumb blonde wanted to buy a tv so she went to a store and asked the manager,"how much is that tv!?" The manager replied,"sorry we dont sell stuff to dumb blondes" So she goes home and gets a red wig and says"how much is this tv!?" The manager says,"sorry we dont sell stuff to dumb blondes"So she put on a black wig and asks"how much is that tv!?"Manager replies,"sorry we dont sell stuff to dumb blondes"Blonde rips off the wig and says,"How did you know i was blonde!?" "Because, Thats a microwave!."
3)Blonde wanted to learn to fly a helicopter, so she went to a helicopter school and flew on the first day, 1,000 feet, fine 2,000 feet, fine, 3,000 feet she starts decending and crashes!. The flight instructor comes to the crash and asks,"why did you fall!?" Blonde replies,"it got hot up there so i turned off that big fan!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2)Dumb blonde wanted to buy a tv so she went to a store and asked the manager,"how much is that tv!?" The manager replied,"sorry we dont sell stuff to dumb blondes" So she goes home and gets a red wig and says"how much is this tv!?" The manager says,"sorry we dont sell stuff to dumb blondes"So she put on a black wig and asks"how much is that tv!?"Manager replies,"sorry we dont sell stuff to dumb blondes"Blonde rips off the wig and says,"How did you know i was blonde!?" "Because, Thats a microwave!."
3)Blonde wanted to learn to fly a helicopter, so she went to a helicopter school and flew on the first day, 1,000 feet, fine 2,000 feet, fine, 3,000 feet she starts decending and crashes!. The flight instructor comes to the crash and asks,"why did you fall!?" Blonde replies,"it got hot up there so i turned off that big fan!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My friend Allie wrote these:
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
>she called me to get my phone number!.
> she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate!."
> she put lipstick on her forehead
because she wanted to "make up" her mind!.
> she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!.
> she sent me a fax with a stamp on it!.
> she tried to drown a fish!.
> she thought a quarterback was a refund!.
> she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!.
> she tripped over a cordless phone!.
> she took a ruler to the bed to see how long she slept!.
> she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store!.
> she studied for a blood test!.
> she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats!.
> when she heard that 90% of all crime occur around the home, she moved!.
> when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead!.
> when she took me to the airport and
saw a sign that said
"Airport Left" she turned around and went homeWww@Enter-QA@Com
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
>she called me to get my phone number!.
> she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate!."
> she put lipstick on her forehead
because she wanted to "make up" her mind!.
> she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!.
> she sent me a fax with a stamp on it!.
> she tried to drown a fish!.
> she thought a quarterback was a refund!.
> she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!.
> she tripped over a cordless phone!.
> she took a ruler to the bed to see how long she slept!.
> she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store!.
> she studied for a blood test!.
> she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats!.
> when she heard that 90% of all crime occur around the home, she moved!.
> when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead!.
> when she took me to the airport and
saw a sign that said
"Airport Left" she turned around and went homeWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny joke!.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
a blonde walks into a library and loudly says to the librarian "Can I have a sandwich and two cokes!?"
the librarian says"this is a library"
the blonde says" oh sorry" and she whispers" can i have a sandwich and two cokes!?"
A blonde brunnette and a redhead are stranded on an island
they are 100 meters to shore!.
the brunnette swims ten meters and says"im tired i'm going back to the island!."
the redhead swims 25 meters and says"im tired i'm going back to the island!."
the blonde swims 99!.9 meters out and says "im tired i'm going back to the island!."
blonde brunnette redhead on an island find a genie lamp
brunnette has a wish and wishes she were in hollywood as a famous actress
poof there she goes
the redhead wants to go back to her village
poof there she goes
the blonde wants her friends back
poof there they areWww@Enter-QA@Com
the librarian says"this is a library"
the blonde says" oh sorry" and she whispers" can i have a sandwich and two cokes!?"
A blonde brunnette and a redhead are stranded on an island
they are 100 meters to shore!.
the brunnette swims ten meters and says"im tired i'm going back to the island!."
the redhead swims 25 meters and says"im tired i'm going back to the island!."
the blonde swims 99!.9 meters out and says "im tired i'm going back to the island!."
blonde brunnette redhead on an island find a genie lamp
brunnette has a wish and wishes she were in hollywood as a famous actress
poof there she goes
the redhead wants to go back to her village
poof there she goes
the blonde wants her friends back
poof there they areWww@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner!.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black!.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes!.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red!.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time!.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes!.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde!?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat!.
The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her!."
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Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb!. One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help!. We're three blondes changing a light bulb!.
Operator: Hmmmmm!. You put in a fresh bulb!?
Blonde: Yes!.
Operator: The power in the house in on!?
Blonde: Of course!.
Operator: And the switch is on!?
Blonde: Yes, yes!.
Operator: And the bulb still won't light up!?
Blonde: No, it's working fine!.
Operator: Then what's the problem!?
Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around, and we all fell and hurt ourselves!.
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A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news!. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge!. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned!. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend!." The blonde said, "No!. A bet's a bet!."
So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money!."
The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me!. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started!."
He asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished!?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger!."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle!. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table!.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger!."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax!. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then!.!.!.!.!." he sighed, "we'll put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black!.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes!.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red!.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time!.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes!.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde!?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat!.
The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her!."
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Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb!. One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help!. We're three blondes changing a light bulb!.
Operator: Hmmmmm!. You put in a fresh bulb!?
Blonde: Yes!.
Operator: The power in the house in on!?
Blonde: Of course!.
Operator: And the switch is on!?
Blonde: Yes, yes!.
Operator: And the bulb still won't light up!?
Blonde: No, it's working fine!.
Operator: Then what's the problem!?
Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around, and we all fell and hurt ourselves!.
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A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o'clock news!. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge!. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!"
Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned!. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend!." The blonde said, "No!. A bet's a bet!."
So the redhead said, "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money!."
The blonde replied, "Well, so did I, but I never thought he'd jump again!"
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me!. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started!."
He asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished!?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger!."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle!. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table!.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger!."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax!. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then!.!.!.!.!." he sighed, "we'll put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha! that was funny!
I got one!
But I'm sure everyone knows it!.
http://youtube!.com/watch!?v=_JJZiZHVovU
I was at the store with my bff the other day and I was like oh hey, a phone!. so i picked the phone up and i was like pushing buttons and all!.!.and i was like "its not working!.!."
my bff came up to me and said!.!. "its a blood pressure thing!.!.to tell you if your blood pressure is too high or too low!."
People around me were like all laughing and I was like "OH" and I walked away!.
lol
~~~Mother and son in car!.~~~
Son~ Mom, how tall are you!?
Mother~ Son, you don't ask question like that!.!.
Son~ Mom, how much do you weigh!?
Mother~ Son, its none of your business!.!.what is up with these questions anyway!? They are personal!
Son~ Mom, why did you and dad divorce!?
Mother~ That's it I'm not talking to you if you wont stop with these questions!.
Later the son was at his friends house and he told his friend how his mom wasn't answering any of his questions!. The friends said well, look at her ID!.
So later the son checked out his moms ID
And he was like!.!.
"Mom, your 5'7''!.!.
You way 130 pounds!.!.
and you divorced because you got an F in sex!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
I got one!
But I'm sure everyone knows it!.
http://youtube!.com/watch!?v=_JJZiZHVovU
I was at the store with my bff the other day and I was like oh hey, a phone!. so i picked the phone up and i was like pushing buttons and all!.!.and i was like "its not working!.!."
my bff came up to me and said!.!. "its a blood pressure thing!.!.to tell you if your blood pressure is too high or too low!."
People around me were like all laughing and I was like "OH" and I walked away!.
lol
~~~Mother and son in car!.~~~
Son~ Mom, how tall are you!?
Mother~ Son, you don't ask question like that!.!.
Son~ Mom, how much do you weigh!?
Mother~ Son, its none of your business!.!.what is up with these questions anyway!? They are personal!
Son~ Mom, why did you and dad divorce!?
Mother~ That's it I'm not talking to you if you wont stop with these questions!.
Later the son was at his friends house and he told his friend how his mom wasn't answering any of his questions!. The friends said well, look at her ID!.
So later the son checked out his moms ID
And he was like!.!.
"Mom, your 5'7''!.!.
You way 130 pounds!.!.
and you divorced because you got an F in sex!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde is on her way home and her car starts dinging to let her know that shes almost on empty!. She take a hard left and the gas Gage swings all the way over to full!. satisfied with her self she continues to drive home as normal!. but then it dings again!. she makes another hard left and it does the same thing!. when she makes it home her car brakes down!. "hmm" she says, " wonder what happened!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com