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Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a young
newlywed couple wanted to join a church!.
The pastor says, "We have special requirements for new parishioners!.
You must abstain from having sex for two weeks!."
The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks!. The pastor
goes to the elderly couple and asks, "Were you able to abstain from sex
for the two weeks!?"
The old man replies, "No problem at all, Pastor!."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church!." said the pastor!. The pastor
goes to the middle aged couple and asks, "Well, were you able to abstain
from sex for the two weeks!?"
The man replied, "The first week was not too bad!. The second week I
had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yes we made it!.
"Congratulations!
Welcome to the church!." said the pastor!. The pastor then goes to the
newlywed couple and asks, 'Well, were you able to abstain from sex for
two weeks!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
newlywed couple wanted to join a church!.
The pastor says, "We have special requirements for new parishioners!.
You must abstain from having sex for two weeks!."
The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks!. The pastor
goes to the elderly couple and asks, "Were you able to abstain from sex
for the two weeks!?"
The old man replies, "No problem at all, Pastor!."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church!." said the pastor!. The pastor
goes to the middle aged couple and asks, "Well, were you able to abstain
from sex for the two weeks!?"
The man replied, "The first week was not too bad!. The second week I
had to sleep on the couch for a couple of nights but, yes we made it!.
"Congratulations!
Welcome to the church!." said the pastor!. The pastor then goes to the
newlywed couple and asks, 'Well, were you able to abstain from sex for
two weeks!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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