Joke: Sunday School...lol...??!
Question: Joke: Sunday School!.!.!.lol!.!.!.!?!?
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School!. Usually she slept through the class!. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe!?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear!. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep!.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior!?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber!. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again!. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep!.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child!?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin!. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior!?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber!. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again!. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep!.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child!?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin!. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
HAHAHA!!!
That was the best joke i've heard today!
Haha thanks for making me laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was the best joke i've heard today!
Haha thanks for making me laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROFLLACBTASBAW!!
(roll on floor lafing like a crazy bear who attacted sum bees and won)
(long story dont ask) (yes it involves my 9 yeer old little brother)Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFLLACBTASBAW!!
(roll on floor lafing like a crazy bear who attacted sum bees and won)
(long story dont ask) (yes it involves my 9 yeer old little brother)Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAA
oh man oh man, that ending was actually unexpected!Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh man oh man, that ending was actually unexpected!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ahahahah! thats great!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny but making fun of Christianity!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHAHAHA!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.THE BEST JOKE, I'VE HEARD!!!!
LOVED IT!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOVED IT!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
8/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFLWww@Enter-QA@Com
Funny have a star :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL nice oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny joke!.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol
great jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
great jokeWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMFAO !! funnyness mate! (:
Heard it a few years ago though!.!.!. but still as funny as hell (;Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heard it a few years ago though!.!.!. but still as funny as hell (;Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha ha ha not like my old Sunday School classWww@Enter-QA@Com
holy crap lmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
omg that's hilarious!. I'm crying!. :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
you stole that off of funnyjunk!.comWww@Enter-QA@Com
heard this one lots of times, always puts a smile on my face :]Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao, have a star : )Www@Enter-QA@Com
lmao I've heard this before, but it always makes me laugh!. Star for you ^!.^Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!! ive heard it with an old couple in church too!!Www@Enter-QA@Com