A couple of quickies....?!
Question: A couple of quickies!.!.!.!.!?
A man comes into a room and says to his wife!.
"I'm going to the pub!. Get your coat on!."
The wife overjoyed that she has at last been included in her husband's activities says "Great does that mean I'm coming with you!?"
"No it just means I'm turning the heating off!."
Wife to policeman "Come quickly, my husband and I have been fighting for over an hour!"
"Why didn't you call us earlier!?"
Wife "Up to one minute ago he was winning!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
"I'm going to the pub!. Get your coat on!."
The wife overjoyed that she has at last been included in her husband's activities says "Great does that mean I'm coming with you!?"
"No it just means I'm turning the heating off!."
Wife to policeman "Come quickly, my husband and I have been fighting for over an hour!"
"Why didn't you call us earlier!?"
Wife "Up to one minute ago he was winning!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
that was good!. where do get such awesome jokes!? the other ones are also funny,Www@Enter-QA@Com
ahha niceWww@Enter-QA@Com