NOW ARE THESE 2 JOKES FUNNY or NOT?!
Question: NOW ARE THESE 2 JOKES FUNNY or NOT!?
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NOW ARE THESE 2 JOKES FUNNY or NOT!?
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife!. It read:
"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy!. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant!. I'll be home before midnight!. - Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
"Dear Husband!. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy!. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18!. Don't wait up!."
At a big cocktail party, an obstetrician’s wife noticed another guest, a big, over sexed blonde, was making overtures at her husband!. It was a large, informal gathering, so she tried to laugh it off until she saw them disappear into a bedroom together!. At once she rushed into the room, pulled the two apart and screamed,
“Look lady!
My husband just delivers babies, he doesn’t INSTALL them!
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NOW ARE THESE 2 JOKES FUNNY or NOT!?
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife!. It read:
"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy!. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant!. I'll be home before midnight!. - Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
"Dear Husband!. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy!. Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18!. Don't wait up!."
At a big cocktail party, an obstetrician’s wife noticed another guest, a big, over sexed blonde, was making overtures at her husband!. It was a large, informal gathering, so she tried to laugh it off until she saw them disappear into a bedroom together!. At once she rushed into the room, pulled the two apart and screamed,
“Look lady!
My husband just delivers babies, he doesn’t INSTALL them!
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um!.!.!.i juz read the 2 same exact jokes on another question!.!.!.so some1 is copying off of some1!.!.!.!.but still they r funny!.!.!.i like da ending 2 both of the jokes!.!.!.!.especially da second one!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
the first one-yes
the second one-noWww@Enter-QA@Com
the second one-noWww@Enter-QA@Com
THE FIRST ONE WAS SEMI-FUNNY!.
BUT THE 2ND ONE!.WAS KINDA CORNYWww@Enter-QA@Com
BUT THE 2ND ONE!.WAS KINDA CORNYWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha! amusing!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
are you the sister of MAX POWER!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha kindaWww@Enter-QA@Com
I laughed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!. Cheered me up!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not bad, I'll probably use them!Www@Enter-QA@Com