What is the funniest joke that you have ever heard????!
Question: What is the funniest joke that you have ever heard!?!?!?!?
Answers:
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall!. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again!. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father!?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is!."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button!. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room!. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up!. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction!.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out!. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button!. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room!. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up!. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction!.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out!. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
so theres this doctor that did circumcisions!.After many years he decides its time to retire!.All the circumsicions he did over the years,he saved the foreskins!.He took the big garbag full of foreskins to his friend who works at a leather company!.He says"Make me something nice out of these foreskins,cuz im retiring!." His friend says"Come back in 2 weeks and ill have something nice for you!."So he goes in 2 weeks to see what his friend made him!.When he shows up 2 weeks later,his friend presents him with 5 nice wallets!. He says to his friend"wallets!!? Is that all i get after all these years!!?" His friend says"Relax my friend!.You see its not just ordinary wallets!. After you rub them for a while,it becomes a 5 piece luggage set!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
this one is so cheesy but i thought it was hilarious!.
knock knock!
who's there!?
interrupting cow!.
interrupting co--
MOO!
haha, if you didnt get it, the cow interrupted the person asking 'interrupting cow who!?'Www@Enter-QA@Com
knock knock!
who's there!?
interrupting cow!.
interrupting co--
MOO!
haha, if you didnt get it, the cow interrupted the person asking 'interrupting cow who!?'Www@Enter-QA@Com
Someone once told me about someone named Corey
Corey doesn't realize you see a face you don't hear a faceWww@Enter-QA@Com
Corey doesn't realize you see a face you don't hear a faceWww@Enter-QA@Com
"knock Knock"
"whos there!?"
"boo"
"boo who"
"ah, y r u crying"
funniest joker ever!Www@Enter-QA@Com
"whos there!?"
"boo"
"boo who"
"ah, y r u crying"
funniest joker ever!Www@Enter-QA@Com
what did the mayo say to the refrigerator door!?
close the door; i'm dressing!.
haha!.!.!.pathetic!. i know!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
close the door; i'm dressing!.
haha!.!.!.pathetic!. i know!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ok, twirl your finger around in the air!.
Me: Knock, Knock
You: Whos there
Me: Woo
You: Woo Hoo
LOL! so funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Me: Knock, Knock
You: Whos there
Me: Woo
You: Woo Hoo
LOL! so funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
what do you call an Amish man with his hand up a horses butt!?!?!?!?
a mechanic!.!.!.!.lol
sorry to all my Amish friends out thereWww@Enter-QA@Com
a mechanic!.!.!.!.lol
sorry to all my Amish friends out thereWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mama so fat, I told her to give me a push-up and she gave me one from the ice cream!.
Haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
whats black and sits at the top of the stairs!?
Stephen Hawkings in a house fireWww@Enter-QA@Com
Stephen Hawkings in a house fireWww@Enter-QA@Com
this oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
about the two girls and one cupWww@Enter-QA@Com
the funniest joke i have ever heard is ur faceWww@Enter-QA@Com