Did you hear about Boudreaux and Thibodeaux?!
Question: Did you hear about Boudreaux and Thibodeaux!?
Boudreaux came home from fishin and told his buddy Thibodeaux about his fishin trip!.
I been fish'n down by de bayou all day an I done run outta night crawlers!. I be bout reddy to leave when I seen a snake wit a big frog in his mouf!. I knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so I decides to steal dat froggie!. Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin, so I had to be real careful or I get bit!. I snuk up behine dat snake and grabbed him roun de haid!. Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit!. He squirmed and wrapped hisself roun my arm try'n to get hisself free!. But I hada real good grip on his haid, yeh!. Well, I pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in my bait can!. Now, I knows dat I cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna bite me good, but I had a plan!. I reach into de back pocket of my bib overhauls and pulls out a pint a Tennessee hillbilly moonshine likker!. I pour some drops into de snakes mouf!. Well, dat snake's eyeballs roll back in his haid and his body go limp!. Wit dat, I toss dat snake into de bayou, den I goes back to fish'n!. A while later I feel sumpin tappin' on my barefoot toe!. I slowly look down and dere be dat cotton moufed water moccasin, wif two more frogs!.
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I been fish'n down by de bayou all day an I done run outta night crawlers!. I be bout reddy to leave when I seen a snake wit a big frog in his mouf!. I knowed dat dem big bass fish like frogs, so I decides to steal dat froggie!. Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin, so I had to be real careful or I get bit!. I snuk up behine dat snake and grabbed him roun de haid!. Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit!. He squirmed and wrapped hisself roun my arm try'n to get hisself free!. But I hada real good grip on his haid, yeh!. Well, I pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in my bait can!. Now, I knows dat I cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna bite me good, but I had a plan!. I reach into de back pocket of my bib overhauls and pulls out a pint a Tennessee hillbilly moonshine likker!. I pour some drops into de snakes mouf!. Well, dat snake's eyeballs roll back in his haid and his body go limp!. Wit dat, I toss dat snake into de bayou, den I goes back to fish'n!. A while later I feel sumpin tappin' on my barefoot toe!. I slowly look down and dere be dat cotton moufed water moccasin, wif two more frogs!.
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Answers:
three years ago it went this way,
Fishin'
Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day and he done run out
night crawlers!.
He be bout ruddy to leave when he seen a snake wif a big frog in
his mouf!. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like dem frogs, so he decided to steal dat froggie!.
Dat snake, he be a cotton mouf water moccasin, so he had to be real careful
or he'd git bit!. He snuk up behin' dat snake and grabbed him roun de
haid!.
Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit!. He squirmed and wrap hisself roun'
Boudreaux's arm try'n to git hisself free!. But Boudreaux, he had a real good grip on his haid, yeh!.
Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his bait can!. Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna bite him good, but he had a plan!. He reach into de back pocket of his bibs and pulls out a pint a moonshine likker!. He pour some drops into de snake's mouf!. Well, dat snake's eyeballs kinda roll back in his haid and
his body go limp!. Wit dat, Boudreaux toss dat snake into de bayou!.
Den he goes back to fishin'!.
A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin' tappin' on his barefoot toe!.
He slowly look down and dare wuz dat water moccasin wif two more frogs!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Fishin'
Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day and he done run out
night crawlers!.
He be bout ruddy to leave when he seen a snake wif a big frog in
his mouf!. He knowed dat dem big bass fish like dem frogs, so he decided to steal dat froggie!.
Dat snake, he be a cotton mouf water moccasin, so he had to be real careful
or he'd git bit!. He snuk up behin' dat snake and grabbed him roun de
haid!.
Dat ole snake din't lak dat one bit!. He squirmed and wrap hisself roun'
Boudreaux's arm try'n to git hisself free!. But Boudreaux, he had a real good grip on his haid, yeh!.
Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his bait can!. Now, Boudreaux knows dat he cain't let go dat snake or he's gonna bite him good, but he had a plan!. He reach into de back pocket of his bibs and pulls out a pint a moonshine likker!. He pour some drops into de snake's mouf!. Well, dat snake's eyeballs kinda roll back in his haid and
his body go limp!. Wit dat, Boudreaux toss dat snake into de bayou!.
Den he goes back to fishin'!.
A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin' tappin' on his barefoot toe!.
He slowly look down and dare wuz dat water moccasin wif two more frogs!.Www@Enter-QA@Com