What are some good blonde jokes?!
Question: What are some good blonde jokes!?
Answers:
blonde version of who wants to be a millionaire:
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
fastest finger question: put these Rocky movies in order starting with the earliest!.!.!.!.!.Rocky 1,Rocky 2,Rocky 3,Rocky 4
These 2 blonde girls drove to Disneyland!.They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left" So they went left and went back home!.
They found 2 blonde girls frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre!. They went to see "Closed For The Winter"!.
why cant blondes make kool-aid
they cant figure out how they get 8 cups water in the koolaid packet
Doctor (using a stethoscope): "Big breaths!."
Blond: Yeth!. And I'm not even thickteen yet
how did the blonde get square boobs
she forgot to take the kleenix out of the box
this blonde ladys friend was somewhat injured and needed to go to the hospital for medical attention!.So she eventually got her to the emrgency!.So the nurse at the er asked her why didnt she just cal "911"!? The blonde lady said"well i couldnt find the "11" button!."
two blondes are walking in the woods when one spots tracks and says, "hey look, bear tracks!" to which the other blonde replies, "no those are deer tracks!" they argue for about an hour!. next morning, news headlines read:two blondes, killed by train!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday!? Tell her a joke on a Monday!
How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright!? Shine a torch in her ear!
What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common!? You always hear about them but never see any!
I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts!.!.!.!. she gave me change!
Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time!. Where am I!?
What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear!? A wind tunnel!
Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back!? She crawled across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK"!.
A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe!.
Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours!? Write please turn over on both sides of the paper!Www@Enter-QA@Com
How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright!? Shine a torch in her ear!
What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common!? You always hear about them but never see any!
I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts!.!.!.!. she gave me change!
Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time!. Where am I!?
What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear!? A wind tunnel!
Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back!? She crawled across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK"!.
A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe!.
Want to know how to amuse a blonde for hours!? Write please turn over on both sides of the paper!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A burnet , red head and blound are on a very high mountain and there is no way to get down!.A gene comes to them and gives them 3 wishes!.The burnet wished to be a bird and she flew away!.The red head wished to be a buterfly and flew away!. The blound triped on a rock and said "Crap" and turned to crap!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
how do you confuse a blonde!?-
tell her to go find the corner of a round room
how does a blonde confuse you!?-
she finds the corner of a round roomWww@Enter-QA@Com
tell her to go find the corner of a round room
how does a blonde confuse you!?-
she finds the corner of a round roomWww@Enter-QA@Com
A blonde and a brunette were going to jump from a building!. They both jumped at the same time, but, the blonde stop on the way to ask for direction!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I only know one:
people say blondes have all the fun!
but brunettes remember it the next day!
http://www!.kellys!.com/jokeb1!.htmlWww@Enter-QA@Com
people say blondes have all the fun!
but brunettes remember it the next day!
http://www!.kellys!.com/jokeb1!.htmlWww@Enter-QA@Com
iunno look it up on google you'll find everything
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b-sides, why did u waste 5 points asking this question!?Www@Enter-QA@Com