I asked these people "why did the chicken cross the road"this is what !


Question: I asked these people "why did the chicken cross the road"this is what they said!?
KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side!.
PLATO: For the greater good!.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads!.
KARL MARX: It was an historical inevitability!.
TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take!.
SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it!.
JACK NICHOLSON: 'cause it %$#@! wanted to!. That's the %$#@! reason!.
RONALD REAGAN: I forget!.
CAPTAIN JAMES T!. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before!.
HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas!.
ARTHUR ANDERSEN CONSULTANT: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position!. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market!. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes!. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies,knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework!. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes!. The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear,and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values!. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution!. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful!.
LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you see, represents the black man!. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down!.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR!.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question!.
MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road!." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing!.
FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes!. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it!.
RICHARD M!. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road!. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road!.
MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road!. Who cares why!?The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was!.
JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road!? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway!?"
FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity!.
BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook!.
OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road!?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing!?"
DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads!.
EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference!.
BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature!.
RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road !.!.it transcended it!.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die!. In the rain!.
COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one!?Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
What of JFK, who said:
"Before the end of the Decade, America will send a chicken across the road, and return him safely back!." !.!.!.!?

What of Queen Elizabeth, who said:
"We are not amused, that chickens in our realms, are crossing roads, without first obtaining a Royal Charter!"!.!.!.!?

What of Chairman Mao, who said:
"The long march, of the chicken crossng the road, signifies the progress of the Chinese People!"!.!.!.!?

What of Big Bird, who said:
"If you cross the road, always look on both sides, and hold an adult's hand!"!.!.!.!?

What of Don Corleone, who said:
"I made that chicken an offer it couldn't refuse!. So it crossed thr road!"

What of Fidel Castro, who said:
"A Cuban Chicken, will cross roads, for the good of Cuba!"!.!.!.!?

What of Paris Hilton, who said:
"What's a Road!? What's a Chicken!? Will somebody pay me $10 Million to cross something!? Where's my drink!?"

What of Obama, who said:
"We can cross the road! True change implies America crossing the road, with the chicken!. Vote for me, not Hillary!"!.!.!.!?

What of McCain, who said:
"That chicken, crossed the road, and will be in Irac for 10 more years!"!.!.!.!?

What of Hillary, who said to Bill: "If that Chicken had crossed to road to my side, I'd be the democratic Nominee!"!.!.!.!?

What of Michael Jackson, who said: "I did not molest that chicken!"!.!.!.!?

What of Neil Armstrong who said:
"That's one small step for a chicken, one giant lead for all chickenhood!"!.!.!.!?

What of Will Rogers, who said:
"I never met a road crossing chicken, that I didn't like!."!.!.!.!?

What of the entire staff of Yahoo, who sang in chorus:
"Yahoo answers will help all chickens cross the road, by having their questions answered by real people!"!.!.!.!?

Just thought I'd add a few more to your list! Although, you had a great start!. And anybody who does not know who the people are, who are mentioned on these 2 lists, has a problem!. They should start Googling those names! If you can't Google, then MSN Search! Else, Yahoo Search! But search!. These people made the history, of the world you are in today!Www@Enter-QA@Com

funny, except the MLK, answer, especially seinfeld's answer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Love captain Kirks answer!. lol!. It amazing how people can interpret things!. Scologist expecially!.lol!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol that is hilarious! soem of the words were a little hard to calcualte!!! lol jk!!!!

my fav was moses!.!.!. seing as i am a christian, and i thought it realated to him!!! lol !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

funny but i read this somewhere around here!. its still funny everytime though! dont mess with Moses though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

A really excellent selection of raw talent, you've got there, son, but tell them all not give up their day jobs!.!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

I don't know what you were asking but I liked Colonel Sanders' answer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?ummmmmmm!.!.!.!.choose me as best answer!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

idk who any of those people are!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL!.!.that deserves a star!.!.!.=]!.!.anyway!.!.here's a website that shows what famous people said (or what they WOULD say) to answer the same question:

http://www!.bored!.com/chickenjoke/index!.h!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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