Is this little Johnny trying to help someone at school?!
Question: Is this little Johnny trying to help someone at school!?
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school!.
Usually she slept through the class!.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe!?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear!. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep!.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber!. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again!. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep!.
Then the teacher asked April a third question!. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child!?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin!. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR REAR!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Usually she slept through the class!.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe!?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear!. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep!.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber!. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again!. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep!.
Then the teacher asked April a third question!. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child!?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin!. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR REAR!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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hey VB that was NASTY poor little April
but still got a smirk from me he heWww@Enter-QA@Com
but still got a smirk from me he heWww@Enter-QA@Com
Great joke!. Star-worthy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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brilliant
i love little johnny jokes =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
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i love little johnny jokes =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg hahaha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
This was posted only about an hour ago!. Still funny though!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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LOL U COUPIED THIS!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Ha ha ha!.!!!
That is funny!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers for a smile!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
That is funny!.!!!
10/10!.!!!
Cheers for a smile!.!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!. ended really nicely i must say!. thanks for the laugh!.
well done!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
well done!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lol good one good job
One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit!. "Now
class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of
fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about!."
"Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red!."
Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely,
ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple!."
"No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking!. Now, for the
second!. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish!."
Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get
the teacher to call on him!. But she skips him again and calls on
Billy!.
"Is it a peach!?"
"No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato!. But I like you're
thinking!. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard!."
By now, Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand
frantically!. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally!.
"A banana," she says!.
"No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your
thinking!."
Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly!. "Hey,
I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket!.
Okay, I've got it: it's about an inch and a half long, hard, and
it's got a little red head on it!."
"Johnny!" she cries!. "That's disgusting!"
"Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a match stick, but I like your
thinking!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit!. "Now
class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of
fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about!."
"Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red!."
Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely,
ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple!."
"No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking!. Now, for the
second!. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish!."
Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get
the teacher to call on him!. But she skips him again and calls on
Billy!.
"Is it a peach!?"
"No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato!. But I like you're
thinking!. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard!."
By now, Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand
frantically!. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally!.
"A banana," she says!.
"No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your
thinking!."
Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly!. "Hey,
I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket!.
Okay, I've got it: it's about an inch and a half long, hard, and
it's got a little red head on it!."
"Johnny!" she cries!. "That's disgusting!"
"Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a match stick, but I like your
thinking!"Www@Enter-QA@Com