Lil Johnny again...?!
Question: Lil Johnny again!.!.!.!?
Little Johnny sees his father's car passing the playground and go into the woods!. Curious, he follows the car and sees his father and his aunt Jane "hugging" in the parked vehicle!.
Johnny finds this very exciting and can barely contain himself so he runs home and starts to tell his mother, "I was at the playground and I saw daddy's car go into the woods with aunt Jane!. I went to look for them and I saw daddy giving aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then aunt Jane helped daddy take his pants off, then aunt Jane lay down on the seat, then daddy!.!.!."
At this point, Johnny's mother cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story!. Suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime!. I want to see the look on daddy's face when you tell it tonight!."
At the dinner table, Johnny's mother asks him to tell his story, so Johnny starts to talk, describing the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and!.!.!.
"!.!.!.then daddy and aunt Jane did that same thing mommy and uncle Richard used to do when daddy was in the army!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Johnny finds this very exciting and can barely contain himself so he runs home and starts to tell his mother, "I was at the playground and I saw daddy's car go into the woods with aunt Jane!. I went to look for them and I saw daddy giving aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then aunt Jane helped daddy take his pants off, then aunt Jane lay down on the seat, then daddy!.!.!."
At this point, Johnny's mother cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story!. Suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime!. I want to see the look on daddy's face when you tell it tonight!."
At the dinner table, Johnny's mother asks him to tell his story, so Johnny starts to talk, describing the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and!.!.!.
"!.!.!.then daddy and aunt Jane did that same thing mommy and uncle Richard used to do when daddy was in the army!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Hahaha!! So they were both cheating on each other!? Ohhhh!.!.!.!. What a pair of naughty parents!! Lol!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
we bought a bunch of different flavors 2!. !. !. my favorite wuz the mixture of the chocolate and vanilla & i reely lyked the butterscotch!. !. !.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lmao that was so unexpected and funny and that's why kids are so specialWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha like it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
he he he he it all sounds so incestuousWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL guess the parents are even now!? lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
awesome!.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
yawn!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
oh my word!.!. lol:)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Haha!.!.!. she thought shed caught him out and got grassed on!
Gutted :)
I know a lil Johnny joke too!.!.!.
But its a lil sick
Well its not that sick just mostly wrong so ill put it on here!.!.
Little Johnny is in his room one day and hears a commotion coming from his parents' room, he goes in to see whats happening and is shocked to see his dad giving his mum one, his dad just laughs, throws a pillow at him and shouts 'get out'
Later that day, Johnnys dad hears a commontion coming from Johnnys room and is horrified to see little Johnny shagging his gran!. Johnny just turns around and says!. 'not so ******* funny when its your mam is it!!?'
Bit of a sh*t joke but still!.!.!. lol
Nd why is it that every kid in a joke is called little Johnny!? lmao
Luvage
Kiera
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Gutted :)
I know a lil Johnny joke too!.!.!.
But its a lil sick
Well its not that sick just mostly wrong so ill put it on here!.!.
Little Johnny is in his room one day and hears a commotion coming from his parents' room, he goes in to see whats happening and is shocked to see his dad giving his mum one, his dad just laughs, throws a pillow at him and shouts 'get out'
Later that day, Johnnys dad hears a commontion coming from Johnnys room and is horrified to see little Johnny shagging his gran!. Johnny just turns around and says!. 'not so ******* funny when its your mam is it!!?'
Bit of a sh*t joke but still!.!.!. lol
Nd why is it that every kid in a joke is called little Johnny!? lmao
Luvage
Kiera
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