Santa/Police joke.....?!
Question: Santa/Police joke!.!.!.!.!.!?
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike!. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there!. Did Santa bring that to you!?"
The kid says, "Yeah!."
The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail light on that bike!." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20!.00 bicycle safety violation ticket!.
The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there!. Did Santa bring that to you!?"
Humouring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did!."
The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The kid says, "Yeah!."
The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail light on that bike!." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20!.00 bicycle safety violation ticket!.
The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there!. Did Santa bring that to you!?"
Humouring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did!."
The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Your jokes don't normally make me laugh!.!.!.but I really needed that one tonight!.!.Love it!!
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Omg, that was hilarious!!! I wasn't not expecting that and I actually fell of my seat laughing my head off!! Lol!! This was brilliant man!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol, funny!!!
10/10!!!
*star*Www@Enter-QA@Com
10/10!!!
*star*Www@Enter-QA@Com
Laughed at that one! Nice :)Www@Enter-QA@Com
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funny joke!.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
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You go dude!. Only a kid could get away with that!. wish I could!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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Haha
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quite kool
=)
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quite kool
=)
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