Funny Jokes anybody?!
Question: Funny Jokes anybody!?
My brother is doing a talent show and he is going to tell jokes, only problem!. !. !. !. he doesn't kno any good ones
the only one he is good at is the banana and orange thing! we need 3rd grade age approprait pleez!
this has to be done tommorow so the funniest joke gets best answer!Www@Enter-QA@Com
the only one he is good at is the banana and orange thing! we need 3rd grade age approprait pleez!
this has to be done tommorow so the funniest joke gets best answer!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
what do you call a blind dinosaur!?
I-don't-think-he-saurus!.
Why was the traffic light red!?
You would be too if you had to change in the middle of the street!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I-don't-think-he-saurus!.
Why was the traffic light red!?
You would be too if you had to change in the middle of the street!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Knock Knock
Whos there!? Andy!
Andy who!?
And-he bit me again! lol
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A blonde and brunette sit watching the 5 'o' clock news where a man is threatening to jump off a bridge!.
The blonde says to the brunette i bet you $100 that he doesn't jump, and the brunette replies ' ok i bet you $100 that he does jump!.
Sure enough the man jumped off of the bridge and killed himself!.
the blonde gets out $100 and gives it to the brunette!.
The brunette says 'i can't take your money!.'
'Why not!?’ replies the blonde!.
'Because i watched the 12 '0' clock news and he was on then so i knew that he was going to jump!.'
The blonde replied 'i watched the 12 'o' clock news as well but i didn't think that he would jump again!.'
lol i thought that joke was funny so just though itd share it!.
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WHY was 6 afraid of 7!?
Because 7 8 9!!! Seven "ate" nine! lol
Gdluck with the show!!! =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Whos there!? Andy!
Andy who!?
And-he bit me again! lol
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A blonde and brunette sit watching the 5 'o' clock news where a man is threatening to jump off a bridge!.
The blonde says to the brunette i bet you $100 that he doesn't jump, and the brunette replies ' ok i bet you $100 that he does jump!.
Sure enough the man jumped off of the bridge and killed himself!.
the blonde gets out $100 and gives it to the brunette!.
The brunette says 'i can't take your money!.'
'Why not!?’ replies the blonde!.
'Because i watched the 12 '0' clock news and he was on then so i knew that he was going to jump!.'
The blonde replied 'i watched the 12 'o' clock news as well but i didn't think that he would jump again!.'
lol i thought that joke was funny so just though itd share it!.
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WHY was 6 afraid of 7!?
Because 7 8 9!!! Seven "ate" nine! lol
Gdluck with the show!!! =]Www@Enter-QA@Com
Q1: how do u put a hippo in a fridge!?
open the fridge and put him in!.
how do u put a crocadile in a fridge!?
open te fridge, take the hippo out and put the crocadile in!.
how do u put a giraffe in a fridge!?
take the croc out and put the giraffe in!.
All the animals in the jungle were invited to a meeting, who wasnt there!?
the giraffe!
Q2: what goes black, white, red, black, white, red!.!.!.!.!.!.
Sun burnt penguins rolling down the hill
thats all i can think of right now but ill come bak later and tell ya more! hope that helpsWww@Enter-QA@Com
open the fridge and put him in!.
how do u put a crocadile in a fridge!?
open te fridge, take the hippo out and put the crocadile in!.
how do u put a giraffe in a fridge!?
take the croc out and put the giraffe in!.
All the animals in the jungle were invited to a meeting, who wasnt there!?
the giraffe!
Q2: what goes black, white, red, black, white, red!.!.!.!.!.!.
Sun burnt penguins rolling down the hill
thats all i can think of right now but ill come bak later and tell ya more! hope that helpsWww@Enter-QA@Com
don't do the orange/banana one!. everyone knows that one so I don't think anyone will laugh!.
Knock Knock!.!.!. etc!.
Alex,
Alex who
Alex plain later so just open the stupid door!. (is stupid alright to say!?)
Bush spent over 30 billion dollars on a helicopter that doesn't shoot straight, fly straight, doesn't land safely and has killed twice as many ppl as it took to go on the moon!.
good luck!?
If no one laughs be sure to add badumchiii!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Knock Knock!.!.!. etc!.
Alex,
Alex who
Alex plain later so just open the stupid door!. (is stupid alright to say!?)
Bush spent over 30 billion dollars on a helicopter that doesn't shoot straight, fly straight, doesn't land safely and has killed twice as many ppl as it took to go on the moon!.
good luck!?
If no one laughs be sure to add badumchiii!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
My uncle went into a hotel and asks for a room
the woman at reception
told him that there were no rooms left
"the is one room !.!.!. but someone injured themselves bu jumping out the window!.!.!. he said he could a voice of a ghost!."
My uncle said "im not scared of no ghost!.!.!. ill have the room!"
So he goes into the room settles down but as soon as it get dark my uncle starts to hear a voice!.
"im gonna get ya!.!.!. im gonna eat ya" said the voice
my uncle was so scared,, really really scared,, he ran to the window but it was blocked by some wood and metal
He ran to the bathroom but its bolted shut!.
Then he ran to he closet,, opened it to find a little boy picking his nose whispering!.!.!. ""im gonna get ya!.!.!. im gonnna eat ya"Www@Enter-QA@Com
the woman at reception
told him that there were no rooms left
"the is one room !.!.!. but someone injured themselves bu jumping out the window!.!.!. he said he could a voice of a ghost!."
My uncle said "im not scared of no ghost!.!.!. ill have the room!"
So he goes into the room settles down but as soon as it get dark my uncle starts to hear a voice!.
"im gonna get ya!.!.!. im gonna eat ya" said the voice
my uncle was so scared,, really really scared,, he ran to the window but it was blocked by some wood and metal
He ran to the bathroom but its bolted shut!.
Then he ran to he closet,, opened it to find a little boy picking his nose whispering!.!.!. ""im gonna get ya!.!.!. im gonnna eat ya"Www@Enter-QA@Com
I'm passing this on from KL!.
I hope she doesn't mind!.
Two muffins were in an oven!.
The first muffin says, "It sure is hot in here!"
The second muffin says, "WHOA! A talking muffin!!!"
And here's a couple more!.
Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge!?
He saw the salad dressing!.
How much do pirates pay for their earrings!?
A buccaneer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
I hope she doesn't mind!.
Two muffins were in an oven!.
The first muffin says, "It sure is hot in here!"
The second muffin says, "WHOA! A talking muffin!!!"
And here's a couple more!.
Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge!?
He saw the salad dressing!.
How much do pirates pay for their earrings!?
A buccaneer!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Heres some what do you call a cow thats been sitting in the sun for awhile !? Beef Stew! What do you call a dog with no legs!? Pork Chop!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road!?
Because he didn't have the guts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because he didn't have the guts!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
What do you call it when you loan a buffalo!?A buffaloanWww@Enter-QA@Com
what would happen if pigs could fly
the price of bacon would go upWww@Enter-QA@Com
the price of bacon would go upWww@Enter-QA@Com
what do you call a cow with no legs
ground beefWww@Enter-QA@Com
ground beefWww@Enter-QA@Com
Q: What do you call a cow that just gave birth!?
A: De-calf-anated!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A: De-calf-anated!Www@Enter-QA@Com