Blonde drunk......?!
Question: Blonde drunk!.!.!.!.!.!.!?
A police officer pulls over this blonde who's been weaving in and out of the lanes!.
He goes up to the blonde's window and says, "Ma'am, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube!."
The blonde says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that!. I am an asthmatic!. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack!."
"Okay, fine!. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample!."
"I can't do that either!. I am a haemophiliac!. If I do that, I might bleed to death!."
"Well, then, we need a urine sample!."
"I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either!. I am also a diabetic!. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar!."
"All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line!."
"I'm afraid I can't do that, officer!."
"Why not!?"
"Because I'm drunk!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
He goes up to the blonde's window and says, "Ma'am, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube!."
The blonde says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that!. I am an asthmatic!. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack!."
"Okay, fine!. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample!."
"I can't do that either!. I am a haemophiliac!. If I do that, I might bleed to death!."
"Well, then, we need a urine sample!."
"I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either!. I am also a diabetic!. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar!."
"All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line!."
"I'm afraid I can't do that, officer!."
"Why not!?"
"Because I'm drunk!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
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