Would you expect any less from a Lawyer?!
Question: Would you expect any less from a Lawyer!?
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same exclusive club had made a pact!.
When one dies, they agreed, the others will lay $5,000 each on his coffin so he'll have some spending money in the after life!.
Well, one day the professor passes away!. At his funeral the three friends took turns going up to the coffin and paying their respects!.
The doctor was first, laying 50 $100 bills inside the casket!.
Next was the businessman, tearfully placing his $5,000 cash next to his deceased friend!.
Then the lawyer approached the coffin !.!.!.!.!. wrote out a check for $15,000 !.!.!. laid it in the casket, and picked up the 10 grand in cash!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
When one dies, they agreed, the others will lay $5,000 each on his coffin so he'll have some spending money in the after life!.
Well, one day the professor passes away!. At his funeral the three friends took turns going up to the coffin and paying their respects!.
The doctor was first, laying 50 $100 bills inside the casket!.
Next was the businessman, tearfully placing his $5,000 cash next to his deceased friend!.
Then the lawyer approached the coffin !.!.!.!.!. wrote out a check for $15,000 !.!.!. laid it in the casket, and picked up the 10 grand in cash!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
lol thats was very funny, I wouldn't expect the lawyer to leave a paper trail thoughWww@Enter-QA@Com
smart lawyer lol
good one!.!.!.!.!.
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats good, smart lawyerWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol
was the lawyer jewishWww@Enter-QA@Com
was the lawyer jewishWww@Enter-QA@Com
thats a lawyer for u LOL!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
An Attorney & the Pope die on the same day & they are met at the gates of Heaven by St!. Peter who tells them " Follow me Please "
They walk down 1 block in Heaven & St!. Peter opens the Door of this Huge Mansion!. They enter this Mansion stepping into a beautiful ballroom with marble flooring & skylights overlooking Heaven!. St!. Peter turns to the Attorney & says " This will be your residence, Sir"!. The Attorney replies " This is incredible!.I don't know how to thank you for this palace " St!. Peter turns to the Pope & says " Your Holyness please follow me'
The Pope & St!. Peter walk down 2 more blocks in Heaven & stop in front of this tarpaper shack!. St!. Peter pulls open the Door & the Door falls off it's rusted hinges!. They enter a small,dirty, dark room & St!. Peter reaches up & screws in a light bulb & say " Your Holyness this will ne your residence "
St!. Peter starts to way away & the Pope gently grabs his arm & asks " Please, St!. Peter, I really don't understand this !? You give that Attorney that beautiful Mansion to live in but me, a Pope, has to live in filth & squalor like this !? "
St!. Peter says " Look!.!.!.!.!.you need to understand!. Up here we have hundreds of Popes but that's the first damn Attorney that's ever made it here ! "Www@Enter-QA@Com
They walk down 1 block in Heaven & St!. Peter opens the Door of this Huge Mansion!. They enter this Mansion stepping into a beautiful ballroom with marble flooring & skylights overlooking Heaven!. St!. Peter turns to the Attorney & says " This will be your residence, Sir"!. The Attorney replies " This is incredible!.I don't know how to thank you for this palace " St!. Peter turns to the Pope & says " Your Holyness please follow me'
The Pope & St!. Peter walk down 2 more blocks in Heaven & stop in front of this tarpaper shack!. St!. Peter pulls open the Door & the Door falls off it's rusted hinges!. They enter a small,dirty, dark room & St!. Peter reaches up & screws in a light bulb & say " Your Holyness this will ne your residence "
St!. Peter starts to way away & the Pope gently grabs his arm & asks " Please, St!. Peter, I really don't understand this !? You give that Attorney that beautiful Mansion to live in but me, a Pope, has to live in filth & squalor like this !? "
St!. Peter says " Look!.!.!.!.!.you need to understand!. Up here we have hundreds of Popes but that's the first damn Attorney that's ever made it here ! "Www@Enter-QA@Com