A kinda funny joke.?!
Question: A kinda funny joke!.!?
I heard this on the radio the other day!.!.!.
A man was sitting in a bar, and the 10:00 news was on, and it was covering a report of a man that was going to jump off a building!. The customer says to the bartender "I bet you $100 that he wont jump!." The bartender replies "I bet $100 he will!." So they sit there whatching the news, and the man jumps!. so the customer hands over the $100 dollars, but the bartender says "I can't take your money, because I already saw this on the 4:00 new, so I knew he wouldn't jump!." The customer then says "I saw it too, I just didn't think he would do it again!"
Share with me your favorite joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
A man was sitting in a bar, and the 10:00 news was on, and it was covering a report of a man that was going to jump off a building!. The customer says to the bartender "I bet you $100 that he wont jump!." The bartender replies "I bet $100 he will!." So they sit there whatching the news, and the man jumps!. so the customer hands over the $100 dollars, but the bartender says "I can't take your money, because I already saw this on the 4:00 new, so I knew he wouldn't jump!." The customer then says "I saw it too, I just didn't think he would do it again!"
Share with me your favorite joke!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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lol
funny!
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my fav joke:
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales!.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small!.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale!.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible!.
The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'!.
The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell!?'
The little girl replied, 'Then you ask himWww@Enter-QA@Com
funny!
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my fav joke:
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales!.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small!.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale!.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible!.
The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'!.
The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell!?'
The little girl replied, 'Then you ask himWww@Enter-QA@Com
a lonely frog goes to a fortune teller, "you will meet a beatiful young girl who will want too know everything about you" says the fortune teller!." this is truly the thing of my dreams" says frog "will we meet at a ball" "no" she says "in a biology class"Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha funny that was so stupid, but it made me giggle good joke! you got a star from me, k!. but sorry i have no funny jokes that i have the time to type up!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Funny! 100!Www@Enter-QA@Com
:) I get it!.
It didn't make me hysterically laugh,
but it made me smile!Www@Enter-QA@Com
It didn't make me hysterically laugh,
but it made me smile!Www@Enter-QA@Com
A classic!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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ahahaah yea i agree it didn't put me on the ground!!!!! for laughing at it!! it just made me smile!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.
my fave joke is in philippine language!.!.!.you'll never understand it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
my fave joke is in philippine language!.!.!.you'll never understand it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol funny
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big butt!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big butt didnt it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The head pharmacist goes out to lunch leaving the assistant pharmacist in charge!.When the head pharmacist returns from lunch he notices a man leaning against the wall!.He asked the assistant what was wrong with the man leaning against the wall over there!.The assistant pharmacist says,"Oh that guy!.Oh yeah he came in a little while ago with a really bad cough so I sold him a laxative!.He seems to be doing ok now!.!.!.!.!. I guess!." The head pharmacist says,"Are you crazy!?!? You can't sell a laxative to someone who has a bad cough like that!!?" The assistant pharmacist says "Well why not!?!? Look at him over there! Its working! He's too scared to cough now!!!.!.!.!.!."
a guy goes into a bar and sits beside a big lady!.he says to her boy u have a big butt!.!.!.she goes!.!.!.why you!.!.!.!.!.and starts smacking him around!.he goes in the mens room!.!.!.fixes him self up!.!.!.!.combs/fixes his hair!.!.!.!.!.straightens out his glasses!.!.!.puts his teeth back in etc!. He goes back and sits beside the same lady!.He says to her!.!.!.!.boy u got small boobs!.!.!.!.!.she says do i really!.!.!.hes says yeah and i know how u can make em biger!.She says how!. He says you go into the ladies room,take your bra and shirt off!.!.!.!.take a whole bunch of toilet paper and keep wiping and rubbing between your boobs!.!.!.she says omg!.!.!.do u think thatll really work for me/ He says why wouldnt it!.!.!.it worked on your big butt didnt it!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com