OMG - Fairies don't respond to wishes like this - Do they?!


Question: OMG - Fairies don't respond to wishes like this - Do they!?
A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant!.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish!."

"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife!. The fairy moved her magic wand and - abracadabra! - two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands!.

Now it was the husband's turn!. He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me"!.

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish!.!.!.

So the fairy made a circle with her magic wand and -abracadabra! the husband was 92 years old!.

The moral of this story: Men are ungrateful idiots, Fairies are female!Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
that was funny indeed here is another one:

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods!.
She went
into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap!. The frog said
to her,
"If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes!." The
woman
freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention
that
there was a condition to your wishes!.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman
said, "That's
okay!." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in
the
world!. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also
make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will
flock to"!.
The woman replied,

"That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will
have eyes
only for me!." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her
second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world!. The frog
said,
"That will make your husband the richest man in the world!. And he will
be ten
times richer than you!. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's
mine is
his and what's his is mine!." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the
world! The
frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a
mild
heart attack!."

Moral of the story: Women are clever!. Don't mess with them!.

thats not the end of the story!.!.!.!.!.!.!.



The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really
smart!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

OMG ROLFMAO!.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS AWSOME!.

SO TRUEWww@Enter-QA@Com

Excellent I just love it!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Hope ill remember this in15 years!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL, That one was greatWww@Enter-QA@Com

excellent and true !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol thats a great joke pls anser my questions tooWww@Enter-QA@Com



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