A goose-huning we will go?(joke)?!
Question: A goose-huning we will go!?(joke)!?
This man goes goose-hunting and he shoots 4 geese!.He puts all the 4 geese in his trunk of his vehicle!.The game warden happened to be around that day and was doing spot checks!.He inspected the man's vehicle and noticed the guy had 4 geese in his trunk!.The game warden says to him "You know,I hate to tell you this but the limit of geese is 3 geese!.I'm sorry to tell you this but I am going to have to write you a ticket for that 4th goose!."
The hunter knew what the limit was and he just wanted to be greedy and to see if he could get away with it!.He did that quite often but it caught up to him!.I guess he probably didn't think he was going to run into the game warden!.
So to find out which provinces the geese were from,the game warden stuck his index finger up the first gooses bum then smells his finger!.He says"This goose is definately from Manitoba!."
He sticks his index finger up the second gooses bum,smells his finger then says" This goose if definately from Sasketchewan!."
He sticks his finger up the 3rd gooses bum,smells his finger and says"This goose is definately from Alberta!."
So while the game warden is writng up a ticket for the 4th goose,he says to the hunter"Which province are you from anyways!.!?"
The hunter pulls his pants and gitch down,bends over barebutt and says to the hunter"Why dont you tell me!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
The hunter knew what the limit was and he just wanted to be greedy and to see if he could get away with it!.He did that quite often but it caught up to him!.I guess he probably didn't think he was going to run into the game warden!.
So to find out which provinces the geese were from,the game warden stuck his index finger up the first gooses bum then smells his finger!.He says"This goose is definately from Manitoba!."
He sticks his index finger up the second gooses bum,smells his finger then says" This goose if definately from Sasketchewan!."
He sticks his finger up the 3rd gooses bum,smells his finger and says"This goose is definately from Alberta!."
So while the game warden is writng up a ticket for the 4th goose,he says to the hunter"Which province are you from anyways!.!?"
The hunter pulls his pants and gitch down,bends over barebutt and says to the hunter"Why dont you tell me!!!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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how is that funny!? and you kinda jacked the punchline too!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
how is that funny!? and you kinda jacked the punchline too!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i dont get it!.!.!.but just watch in about 10 minutes when i actually get it i will be laughing on the floor!.
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