Newlywed jokes.....? I hope this made you laugh :D?!


Question: Newlywed jokes!.!.!.!.!.!? I hope this made you laugh :D!?
A young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite!.
As they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride and said: "Here, put these on!."
She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body!.
"I can't wear your trousers," she said!.
"That's right,'' said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it!. I'm the one who wears the trousers in this relationship!."
With that she flipped him her knickers and said: "Try these on!."
He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps!.
"Hell," he said!. ''I can't get into your knickers!"
She replied: "That's right!.!.!. and that's the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes!."
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A newlywed couple arrived back from honeymoon to move into their tiny new flat!.
"Care to go to bed!?" the husband asked!.
"Shh!" said his blushing bride!. "These walls are paper thin!. The neighbours will know what you mean! Next time, ask me in code - like, 'Have you left the washing machine door open' - instead!."
So, the following night, the husband asks: "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open, darling!?"
"No," she snapped back, "I definitely shut it!." Then she rolled over and fell asleep!.
The next morning, she woke up feeling a little frisky herself, so she nudged her husband and said: "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all!.!.!."
"Don't worry," said the man!. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand!."Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
it did i dont normally post jokes as an answer but this is my newlywed story
A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks!.
The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to
go out on the town and party with his old buddies !.

So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back!."

"Where are you going, coochy cooh!?" asked the wife!.

"I'm going to the bar, pretty face!. I' m going to have a
beer!."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love!?"
She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 24 of beer


The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing
that he could think of saying was, "Yes, lolly pop!.!.!.but
at the bar!.!.!.you know!.!.!.they have frozen glasses!.!.!."


He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife
interrupted him by saying,


"You want a frozen glass, puppy face!?"

She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen
that she was getting chills just holding it!.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie
roll, but at the Bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that
are really delicious!.!.!. I won't be long, I'll be right
back!. I promise!. OK!?"

You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh!?" She opened the
oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres:
chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork
strips, etc!.

"But my sweet honey!.!.!. At the bar!.!.!. You know!.!.!.there's
swearing, dirty words and all that!.!.!."


"You want dirty words, Dlckhead!? Drink your f***ing beer
in your Goddamn frozen mug and eat your motherf***in
snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't
f***in going anywhere! Got it, Asshole!?"


!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.and, they lived happily ever after!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good jokes


did you hear the one about the newlywed couple who did know the difference between vaseline or window putty!?
All their windows fell outWww@Enter-QA@Com

Haha!.Lol!.Rofl!.
Blah blah!.

ANyways, awesome jokes!. :))Www@Enter-QA@Com

heeha!. heeha!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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1st one was much better than 2nd!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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