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Question: A Question of!.!.!.!?
1!. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth!?
2!. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed!?
3!. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Chris, and I am an alcoholic'!?
4!. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside!?
5!. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer!?
6!. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date!?
7!. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat!?
8!. Is French Kissing in France just called kissing!?
9!. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'!?
10!. What do you call male ballerinas!?
11!. If Wile E!. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why couldn't he just buy dinner!?
12!. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'!?
13!. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests!?
14!. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from!?
15!. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure!? your elbow, didn't you!?!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed!?
3!. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Chris, and I am an alcoholic'!?
4!. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside!?
5!. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer!?
6!. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date!?
7!. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat!?
8!. Is French Kissing in France just called kissing!?
9!. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'!?
10!. What do you call male ballerinas!?
11!. If Wile E!. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why couldn't he just buy dinner!?
12!. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'!?
13!. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests!?
14!. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from!?
15!. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure!? your elbow, didn't you!?!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
testicles! on ballerinos!Www@Enter-QA@Com
These are funny!!
You hear these a lot on different sites, and some have different versions!. In middle school, there were two guys who made a huge cardboard "mask", called it Mr!. Clue and put on shows where they would ask questions like these!. Always the highlight of assemblies!!
Oh, and #2 isn't always true!.!.!.I can put on mascara just fine with my mouth closed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
You hear these a lot on different sites, and some have different versions!. In middle school, there were two guys who made a huge cardboard "mask", called it Mr!. Clue and put on shows where they would ask questions like these!. Always the highlight of assemblies!!
Oh, and #2 isn't always true!.!.!.I can put on mascara just fine with my mouth closed!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lool haha very interesting to read! and a few are very funny especailly the baby oil and the cow one lol but just to let you know!.!.!.i do have a light in both the fridge and freezer hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
these are good, however the one about the cows!.!.!.!.
don't you think that people may have picked up on the fact that the calf suckled from the mothers udders, and decided to get in on it lol!? thats my suggestion!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
don't you think that people may have picked up on the fact that the calf suckled from the mothers udders, and decided to get in on it lol!? thats my suggestion!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Oh number 13# was good!!!!!!!!!!!
Now I won`t say but trust me that is funny(not as funny as 6!!LOL)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Now I won`t say but trust me that is funny(not as funny as 6!!LOL)Www@Enter-QA@Com
13!. testicleWww@Enter-QA@Com
dunno really!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol, these are funny!. You come up with these yourself!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. No, actually land is often times divided between above ground land ownership and below ground ownership referred to as the mineral rights!. I'm not sure if there is a depth restriction to that, but I don't think so!.
2!. Lol, so true!. Sometimes even the tongue sticks out in concentration!.
3!. Lol, no kidding right!? But I guess its a "what happens in those meetings stays in those meetings" kind of deal!.
4!. Why do we drive in a parkway, but park in a driveway!?
5!. It's hard to make a freezer proof light maybe!?
6!. Because its packaged in a plastic bottle that affects the water taste!.
7!. Ha! Love this one!. But that setting is useful for frozen stuff like waffles, etc!.
8!. Probably only one the few things we attribute to them that they actually appreciate, unlike the french fry
9!. I often wonder the same about crawfish!. Who ever looked at one of those things and said "Hmmm looks tastey!"
10!. I had something else in mind, but that would have been rude!.!.!.!.how about mallerinas!?
11!. It was all about the chase!
12!. That's disturbing now that I think about it!.!.!.
13!. Ha!.!.!.nice try!
14!. Thankfully not babies! I think its mineral oil!.
15!. Direct observation is always better over hearsay, not matter how scholarly the informer!. It is only through fear of pain or the unknown do we accept the later!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2!. Lol, so true!. Sometimes even the tongue sticks out in concentration!.
3!. Lol, no kidding right!? But I guess its a "what happens in those meetings stays in those meetings" kind of deal!.
4!. Why do we drive in a parkway, but park in a driveway!?
5!. It's hard to make a freezer proof light maybe!?
6!. Because its packaged in a plastic bottle that affects the water taste!.
7!. Ha! Love this one!. But that setting is useful for frozen stuff like waffles, etc!.
8!. Probably only one the few things we attribute to them that they actually appreciate, unlike the french fry
9!. I often wonder the same about crawfish!. Who ever looked at one of those things and said "Hmmm looks tastey!"
10!. I had something else in mind, but that would have been rude!.!.!.!.how about mallerinas!?
11!. It was all about the chase!
12!. That's disturbing now that I think about it!.!.!.
13!. Ha!.!.!.nice try!
14!. Thankfully not babies! I think its mineral oil!.
15!. Direct observation is always better over hearsay, not matter how scholarly the informer!. It is only through fear of pain or the unknown do we accept the later!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1/ Yes
2/ Who knows
3/ F****d on this one
4/ Blame the Egiptians
5/There is, have a popinside for half an hour or 2
6/because us bastards put in bottles made of plastic!.
7/NO!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. It is more thn that oil!.
8/Not of the Irish girls!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. ! xx
9/IHAVE DATED HUN!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
10/Bollarandoes!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.sounds good anyway!.
11/Good one you got me there!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
12/The one that handles mine is a wa***r
13/Testicles, easy 0ne
14/Ditto Hun,
Because we are English and not American!.
15/ I missed this one !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Sorry!.
xx!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
2/ Who knows
3/ F****d on this one
4/ Blame the Egiptians
5/There is, have a popinside for half an hour or 2
6/because us bastards put in bottles made of plastic!.
7/NO!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. It is more thn that oil!.
8/Not of the Irish girls!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. ! xx
9/IHAVE DATED HUN!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
10/Bollarandoes!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.sounds good anyway!.
11/Good one you got me there!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
12/The one that handles mine is a wa***r
13/Testicles, easy 0ne
14/Ditto Hun,
Because we are English and not American!.
15/ I missed this one !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Sorry!.
xx!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth!?
no only the surface
2!. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed!?
it streches the face making it easier
3!. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Chris, and I am an alcoholic'!?
the rest of the world don't know
4!. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside!?
no idea lol
5!. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer!?
theres a light in my freezer!.!.!.!.
6!. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date!?
because in the mountains it cold but most people keep theirs in cupboards!.
7!. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat!?
some people like it!.!.!.!.
8!. Is French Kissing in France just called kissing!?
yep, same with brazil nuts
9!. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'!?
Me ;D who first realised you could breast feed!?
10!. What do you call male ballerinas!?
same thing!.!.!.!.
11!. If Wile E!. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why couldn't he just buy dinner!?
lol
12!. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'!?
thats why i never trust them!.!.!.
13!. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests!?
testical ;D
14!. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from!?
babies!.!.!. dur
15!. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure!?
well you're hardly gonna count the stars are you!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
no only the surface
2!. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed!?
it streches the face making it easier
3!. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Chris, and I am an alcoholic'!?
the rest of the world don't know
4!. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside!?
no idea lol
5!. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer!?
theres a light in my freezer!.!.!.!.
6!. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date!?
because in the mountains it cold but most people keep theirs in cupboards!.
7!. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat!?
some people like it!.!.!.!.
8!. Is French Kissing in France just called kissing!?
yep, same with brazil nuts
9!. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'!?
Me ;D who first realised you could breast feed!?
10!. What do you call male ballerinas!?
same thing!.!.!.!.
11!. If Wile E!. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why couldn't he just buy dinner!?
lol
12!. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'!?
thats why i never trust them!.!.!.
13!. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests!?
testical ;D
14!. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from!?
babies!.!.!. dur
15!. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure!?
well you're hardly gonna count the stars are you!?Www@Enter-QA@Com