Any one for a funny joke?!
Question: Any one for a funny joke!?
A magician gets this really great gig on a cruise ship,
every night at seven o'clock he performs his act, he's a big hit!. Although every night the captains parrot is watching the show!. After a few nights, the magician is half way through a trick, and the parrot blurts out, "the cards in his sleeve!", The parrot continues heckling him and giving away his secrets as the days go by!. One evening as the magician was starting his show the boat hit an iceberg and sank straight to the bottom!. The only two survivors were floating on a piece of the ship, they were the magician and the parrot!. They didn't say a word for three days, they just stared at each other day after day!. On the the fourth day the parrot finally speaks, and says "okay i give, what did you do with the boat!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
every night at seven o'clock he performs his act, he's a big hit!. Although every night the captains parrot is watching the show!. After a few nights, the magician is half way through a trick, and the parrot blurts out, "the cards in his sleeve!", The parrot continues heckling him and giving away his secrets as the days go by!. One evening as the magician was starting his show the boat hit an iceberg and sank straight to the bottom!. The only two survivors were floating on a piece of the ship, they were the magician and the parrot!. They didn't say a word for three days, they just stared at each other day after day!. On the the fourth day the parrot finally speaks, and says "okay i give, what did you do with the boat!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Hilarious:
A magician looking for a new trick went to a newly opened magic shop!. The clerk handed him an ordinary-looking pair of glasses and said, "Only $1,000!."
The magician was shocked!. "A thousand bucks for a pair of glasses!?"
"Try 'em on; they're special glasses!."
He tried them on and suddenly the clerk was naked!. So were the female shoppers! He removed the glasses and everyone was clothed!. "Sold!", he said!.
Riding the bus home, he put the glasses on again!. The bus driver was naked and all the passengers were naked! He took them off and everyone was clothed again!. When he got home, he put his new glasses on before opening the front door!. When he entered the living room, there on the sofa were his wife and his best friend, naked! He took the glasses off, but they were still naked!.
"Damn!" he said!. "A thousand bucks for a magic trick and in 30 minutes it's already broken!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
A magician looking for a new trick went to a newly opened magic shop!. The clerk handed him an ordinary-looking pair of glasses and said, "Only $1,000!."
The magician was shocked!. "A thousand bucks for a pair of glasses!?"
"Try 'em on; they're special glasses!."
He tried them on and suddenly the clerk was naked!. So were the female shoppers! He removed the glasses and everyone was clothed!. "Sold!", he said!.
Riding the bus home, he put the glasses on again!. The bus driver was naked and all the passengers were naked! He took them off and everyone was clothed again!. When he got home, he put his new glasses on before opening the front door!. When he entered the living room, there on the sofa were his wife and his best friend, naked! He took the glasses off, but they were still naked!.
"Damn!" he said!. "A thousand bucks for a magic trick and in 30 minutes it's already broken!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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good one!.!.!.!.!.
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very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com