I need a good laugh =(?!
Question: I need a good laugh =(!?
I need a good laugh because I feel hopeless =(Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
i think u will take help of these 2 jokes to make u laugh!!!!!!!
Two brothers, about 8 and 10 years old, were exceedingly mischievous!. Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it usually turned out they had a hand in it!.
Their parents were at their wits' end trying to control them, so hearing about a priest nearby who worked with delinquent boys, the mother suggested to the father that they ask the priest to talk with the boys!.
The father replied, "Sure, do that before I kill them!"
The mother went to the priest and made her request!. He agreed, but said he wanted to see the younger boy first and alone!. So the mother sent him to the priest!.
The priest sat the boy down across a huge, impressive desk he sat behind!. For about five minutes they just sat and stared at each other!. Finally, the priest pointed his forefinger at the boy and asked, "Where is God!?"
The boy looked under the desk, in the corners of the room, all around, but said nothing!.
Again, louder, the priest pointed at the boy and asked, "Where is God!?"
Again the boy looked all around but said nothing!. A third time, in a louder, firmer voice, the priest leaned far across the desk and put his forefinger almost to the boy's nose, and asked, "Where is God!?"
The boy panicked and ran all the way home!. Finding his older brother, he dragged him upstairs to their room and into the closet, where they usually plotted their mischief!.
He finally said, "We are in BIIIIG trouble!."
The older boy asked, "What do you mean, BIIIIG trouble!?"
His brother replied, "God is missing and they think we did it!"
joke 2
A new lady teacher, came to teach 8th standard students!. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with -name, and hobby!. She said " Let's start with the boys first!. Boys start giving their introduction!.!.!.
First boy : " My name is john, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub!.
Teacher was confused to listen and said " interesting - well, ok!. In fact we must be honest in telling the hobby!. And after all there is essentially a child in each of us!. So its ok john!.
Yes next-"
Second boy : " myself peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub"!.
Teacher now got surprised and said " gooodd!.!. I like the spirit of supporting a friend !.
ok next - " Third boy : I m smith and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub"!.
Teacher : " guys are u joking or what !? please be sincere!.
Ok next - "This continues, and the last boy stands up : I m herry, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub "!.
Exhausted, the teacher said, "I don't think I will be able to teach u ungrown boyz for long!.
Any way, now the girls please - "
First girl : I m july and my hobby is to see birds
Teacher : "good!. At last I got something different!. Ok next-"
Second : I m ruby and I like to collect perfumes "
Teacher : " now its like educated grown up girls !. ok next - u sweet girl-yes u - "
Third Most beautiful girl of the class !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!."Mam my name is Bubble, and my hobby is to take bath three times a day "Www@Enter-QA@Com
Two brothers, about 8 and 10 years old, were exceedingly mischievous!. Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it usually turned out they had a hand in it!.
Their parents were at their wits' end trying to control them, so hearing about a priest nearby who worked with delinquent boys, the mother suggested to the father that they ask the priest to talk with the boys!.
The father replied, "Sure, do that before I kill them!"
The mother went to the priest and made her request!. He agreed, but said he wanted to see the younger boy first and alone!. So the mother sent him to the priest!.
The priest sat the boy down across a huge, impressive desk he sat behind!. For about five minutes they just sat and stared at each other!. Finally, the priest pointed his forefinger at the boy and asked, "Where is God!?"
The boy looked under the desk, in the corners of the room, all around, but said nothing!.
Again, louder, the priest pointed at the boy and asked, "Where is God!?"
Again the boy looked all around but said nothing!. A third time, in a louder, firmer voice, the priest leaned far across the desk and put his forefinger almost to the boy's nose, and asked, "Where is God!?"
The boy panicked and ran all the way home!. Finding his older brother, he dragged him upstairs to their room and into the closet, where they usually plotted their mischief!.
He finally said, "We are in BIIIIG trouble!."
The older boy asked, "What do you mean, BIIIIG trouble!?"
His brother replied, "God is missing and they think we did it!"
joke 2
A new lady teacher, came to teach 8th standard students!. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with -name, and hobby!. She said " Let's start with the boys first!. Boys start giving their introduction!.!.!.
First boy : " My name is john, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub!.
Teacher was confused to listen and said " interesting - well, ok!. In fact we must be honest in telling the hobby!. And after all there is essentially a child in each of us!. So its ok john!.
Yes next-"
Second boy : " myself peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub"!.
Teacher now got surprised and said " gooodd!.!. I like the spirit of supporting a friend !.
ok next - " Third boy : I m smith and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub"!.
Teacher : " guys are u joking or what !? please be sincere!.
Ok next - "This continues, and the last boy stands up : I m herry, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub "!.
Exhausted, the teacher said, "I don't think I will be able to teach u ungrown boyz for long!.
Any way, now the girls please - "
First girl : I m july and my hobby is to see birds
Teacher : "good!. At last I got something different!. Ok next-"
Second : I m ruby and I like to collect perfumes "
Teacher : " now its like educated grown up girls !. ok next - u sweet girl-yes u - "
Third Most beautiful girl of the class !.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!."Mam my name is Bubble, and my hobby is to take bath three times a day "Www@Enter-QA@Com
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can!.
The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast!?"
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had!."
The bartender says, "What do you have!?"
The guy says, "75 cents!."
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3 men walk into a bar!.
After they drink a couple of beers they are ready to leave, but the bartender won't let them unless they have 12 inches of penls between them!.
The first guy shows his and it's 6 inches!.
The second guy drops his pants and shows 5 inches!. Finally, the third guy shows his 1 inch penls!.
The bartender says "Ok, thats 12 inches you can go"!.
As the're walking away the first guy says to the third, "Thank god you had a b*ner or we'd still be there!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast!?"
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had!."
The bartender says, "What do you have!?"
The guy says, "75 cents!."
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3 men walk into a bar!.
After they drink a couple of beers they are ready to leave, but the bartender won't let them unless they have 12 inches of penls between them!.
The first guy shows his and it's 6 inches!.
The second guy drops his pants and shows 5 inches!. Finally, the third guy shows his 1 inch penls!.
The bartender says "Ok, thats 12 inches you can go"!.
As the're walking away the first guy says to the third, "Thank god you had a b*ner or we'd still be there!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
this is problably not the greatest joke but anything that can cheer someone up !
This man goes to the doctors office and tell him that there is something wrong with his penis the doctor looks at it and it is orange he performs all kinds of test but they all come out negative !.!.!.the doctor then ask him sir what was the last thing you were doing before your privates turned orange !? the man replied : i was eating cheetos !Www@Enter-QA@Com
This man goes to the doctors office and tell him that there is something wrong with his penis the doctor looks at it and it is orange he performs all kinds of test but they all come out negative !.!.!.the doctor then ask him sir what was the last thing you were doing before your privates turned orange !? the man replied : i was eating cheetos !Www@Enter-QA@Com
why cant Hellen Keller play the piano!?
!.!.!.cuz shes deadWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.cuz shes deadWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one em that made me laughWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.and so the farmer says "Hey, that's not a duck!"
Does this help you!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Does this help you!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
You are!. We all are!.Www@Enter-QA@Com