Are either of these two short jokes funny...wo elderly ladies are sitting on the!
Question: Are either of these two short jokes funny!.!.!.wo elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch,!?
T doing nothing!. One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny!?"
The other replies, "Oh sure I do!."
The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it!?"
The second old lady replies, "I suck on a lifesaver!."
After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach!?"
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall!. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down!. He had spiked hair all different colours, green, red, orange, blue, and yellow!. The old man just stared!.
The young man said, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life!?"
The old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot!. I was just wondering if you were my son!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
The other replies, "Oh sure I do!."
The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it!?"
The second old lady replies, "I suck on a lifesaver!."
After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach!?"
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall!. A young man walked up to the bench and sat down!. He had spiked hair all different colours, green, red, orange, blue, and yellow!. The old man just stared!.
The young man said, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life!?"
The old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot!. I was just wondering if you were my son!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
those jokes are hilarious!.!.!.!.mind if I use them at my sisters wedding!?!?!? god I can't stop laughingWww@Enter-QA@Com
Personally the first appeals to my warped sense of humour most, but they're both excellent jokes and star material
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Probably be copiyed soonWww@Enter-QA@Com
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Probably be copiyed soonWww@Enter-QA@Com
2nd the 1stWww@Enter-QA@Com
I like the second one mostWww@Enter-QA@Com
Both great Conan thanx for the laughs!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Am still laughing about the second one!. Oh boy!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Liked the 2nd one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The second one is the topper!.!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Both are nice!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
both r niceWww@Enter-QA@Com
i so love the 2nd oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
hee hee!.!.!.!.yup! I liked them! :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Both are excellent jokes, lol, have a goldstar!.!.!.!Www@Enter-QA@Com