Ever seen a DRUNK BLONDE?...?!
Question: Ever seen a DRUNK BLONDE!?!.!.!.!?
A police officer pulls over this blonde who's been weaving in and out of the lanes!.
He goes up to the blonde's window and says, "Ma'am, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube!."
The blonde says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that!. I am an asthmatic!. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack!."
"Okay, fine!. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample!."
"I can't do that either!. I am a haemophiliac!. If I do that, I might bleed to death!."
"Well, then, we need a urine sample!."
"I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either!. I am also a diabetic!. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar!."
"All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line!."
"I'm afraid I can't do that, officer!."
"Why not!?"
"Because I'm drunk!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
He goes up to the blonde's window and says, "Ma'am, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube!."
The blonde says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that!. I am an asthmatic!. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack!."
"Okay, fine!. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample!."
"I can't do that either!. I am a haemophiliac!. If I do that, I might bleed to death!."
"Well, then, we need a urine sample!."
"I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either!. I am also a diabetic!. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar!."
"All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line!."
"I'm afraid I can't do that, officer!."
"Why not!?"
"Because I'm drunk!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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i am going to show this to my sister!.!.!.she dyed her hair blonde, and whenever i mention dumb blondes, she gets mad because to her "technically" she's not a born-blonde!.!.but it STILL pisses her off!.!.!.so THNX!.!.=] you ABSOLUTELY get a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
hehehe-that is funny! thanx!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahaha
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that was freakin hilariousWww@Enter-QA@Com
I like the one that goes "Now open your mouth and take this Breathalyzer test!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.hilarious
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
OkWww@Enter-QA@Com
Good one!. =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
thats funny!.she admitted she was drunk!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha tht's funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
I`m loving that!. She who has a blonde daughterWww@Enter-QA@Com
lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
that's a new oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny!.!.!.thats a blonde joke I haven't heard beforeWww@Enter-QA@Com