Can anyone remember the Diarrheoa riddles?!


Question: Can anyone remember the Diarrheoa riddles!?
Diarrheoa Diarrheoa

No pain no gain
just sit and let it drain

Diarrheoa Diarrheoa

I went behind a bush
and it came out like a rush

Diarrheoa Diarrheoa

I did a litle fart
and it came out like a dart

Anyone know any more!? Childish but still makes me laugh and i am an oldie!! lolWww@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
I was walking down the lane when I got a sudden pain
Diarrheoa *sniff sniff* Diarrheoa
It comes from your bum like a bullet from a gun
Diarrheoa *sniff sniff* Diarrheoa
My mother wasn't in so I did it in the bin
Diarrheoa *sniff sniff* Diarrheoa

That's all I can remember lol :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol!.!.!.I used to sing these all the time when I was little!.
I know one about baseball!.!.
When you're going up to bat and you hear somethin splat!.!.
diarrhea diarrhea
when you're runnin down to first and your underwear they burst
diarrhea diarrhea
when you're sliding into second and your feel a really wet one
diarrhea diarrhea
when you're running down to third and it's stinky like a turd
diarrhea diarrhea
when you're sliding into home and your pants they start to foam
diarrhea diarrhea

lol!.!.!.I know it's gross!.!.!.but you asked for it!Www@Enter-QA@Com

i was walkin down the stairs and it trickled down my flares
Diarrhoea! Diarrhoea!

i thought i was the pits but no, i got the squits
Diarrhoea! Diarrhoea!

When you're climbing up a ladder,
And you feel a little splatter,
Diarrhoea! Diarrhoea!

When you're sliding on a slide,
And you feel something glide,
Diarrhoea! Diarrhoea!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Diarrheoa Diarrheoa

Sitting in the gutter
eating bread and butter

Diarrheoa Diarrheoa

It ain't very fun
when you got a runny bum

Diarrheoa Diarrheoa

Climbing to the loft
and you step in something soft

Diarrheoa Diarrheoa

Climbing up a tree
and its runnin' down your knee!.

Diarrheoa Diarrheoa!Www@Enter-QA@Com

diarrhea, diarrhea
when ur sittin on a bench and u smell a big stench

diarrhea, diarrhea
when ur swingin on a swing and u hear a big zing

diarrhea, diarrhea
when ur sittin in class and u feel a big clash

diarrhea, diarrhea
little tiny push ended out a big flush

diarrhea, diarrhea
pain inside my tommy, boy that food was just so yummy

teehee i no alot i gues having 3 brothers pays offWww@Enter-QA@Com

When you're climbin' up a ladder
and you're hearin' somethin' splatter,
Diarrhea, diarrhea!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

so funny

diarrheoa diarrheoa
if ur mums not in u do it in the bin

diarrheoa diarrheoa
it runs down your leg like a hot boiled egg

diarrheoa diarrheoaWww@Enter-QA@Com

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that is the actual funniest thing i have heard all day!.!.!.

Sadly i dont know more but its got me thinking now!.!.

I'll let you know :)
Thanks! XWww@Enter-QA@Com

if ur climbim up a ladder n hear a little slatter diarhea diarhea

i was sittin there fishin n it felt like i was pissin diarhea diarheaWww@Enter-QA@Com

HAHAHA HAHAHA HA LOL

THAT IS FUNNYWww@Enter-QA@Com

Running in a race
It is slpashing in your face!.

Sitting in the tub
and water turns to mud!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Those are all so RANDOM but really funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hahaa, good ones!. I havent got anymore, sorry!. But still made me chuckle and made my day!.Www@Enter-QA@Com



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