A VERY proper man....?!
Question: A VERY proper man!.!.!.!.!?
A very proper man started going into the neighborhood drug store every week and buying 2 dozen boxes of condoms!.
Week after week, he would come in with the same order!.
One day, the druggist felt he had to say something to the man!."Wow! You must have the stamina of a bull!. Talk about getting lucky! How on earth do you use that many condoms a week!?
"The man looked at him in disgust and said, "I beg your pardon, but I find the whole idea of sex repulsive!"
So, the druggist asked, "Then what do you do with all those condoms!?"
The gentleman answered, "I feed them to my poodle and now she poops in little plastic bags!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Week after week, he would come in with the same order!.
One day, the druggist felt he had to say something to the man!."Wow! You must have the stamina of a bull!. Talk about getting lucky! How on earth do you use that many condoms a week!?
"The man looked at him in disgust and said, "I beg your pardon, but I find the whole idea of sex repulsive!"
So, the druggist asked, "Then what do you do with all those condoms!?"
The gentleman answered, "I feed them to my poodle and now she poops in little plastic bags!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
that's so clever! i need to try that!
and the title made me start humming that song by the kinks!.!.!.
cause he gets up in the morning,
And he goes to work at nine,
And he comes back home at five-thirty,
Gets the same train every time!.
cause his world is built round punctuality,
It never fails!.
And hes oh, so good,
And hes oh, so fine,
And hes oh, so healthy,
In his body and his mind!.
Hes a well respected man about town,
Doing the best things so conservatively!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
and the title made me start humming that song by the kinks!.!.!.
cause he gets up in the morning,
And he goes to work at nine,
And he comes back home at five-thirty,
Gets the same train every time!.
cause his world is built round punctuality,
It never fails!.
And hes oh, so good,
And hes oh, so fine,
And hes oh, so healthy,
In his body and his mind!.
Hes a well respected man about town,
Doing the best things so conservatively!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Must try that on my Labrador, probably need carrier bags though!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahahaWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol that was unexpectedWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha that is so random!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ROFL!.!.!. very creativeWww@Enter-QA@Com
lmoa!!! hahaha that is great! ?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Ha haWww@Enter-QA@Com
gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
poohWww@Enter-QA@Com
omj (oh my josh) so funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny!. I wonder if I fed my great dane plastic grocery bags!.!.!.!.!.hmmmWww@Enter-QA@Com