Clever dogs...?!
Question: Clever dogs!.!.!.!?
Four men, an Engineer, an Accountant, a Chemist and a Government Worker were bragging about how smart their dogs were!.
To show off, the Engineer called to his dog and said, "T-Square, do your stuff!."
T- square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle!. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart!. But the Accountant said his dog could do better!. He called his dog and said, "Slide Rule, do your stuff!."
Slide Rule went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies!. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each!. Everyone agreed that was good!. But the Chemist said his dog could do better!. He called his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff!."
Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop!. Everyone agreed that was good!. Then the three men turned to the Government Worker and said, "What can your dog do!?"
The Government Worker called to his dog and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff!."
Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, dumped on the paper, molested the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Worker's Compensation and went home on sick leave!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
To show off, the Engineer called to his dog and said, "T-Square, do your stuff!."
T- square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle!. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart!. But the Accountant said his dog could do better!. He called his dog and said, "Slide Rule, do your stuff!."
Slide Rule went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies!. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each!. Everyone agreed that was good!. But the Chemist said his dog could do better!. He called his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff!."
Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop!. Everyone agreed that was good!. Then the three men turned to the Government Worker and said, "What can your dog do!?"
The Government Worker called to his dog and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff!."
Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, dumped on the paper, molested the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Worker's Compensation and went home on sick leave!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Way to go Donkey!. I just finished a year contract job at a Federal Govt!. facility, you don't know how true to form that dog is!. It is amazing that anything gets done in government!.
Have a star, but don't let the tax collector see it!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Have a star, but don't let the tax collector see it!.!.!.!.lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
not only did that make me laugh, but i also enjoy the cute names of the doggies, slide rule is such a cool name for a dog!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
this was really funny!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Takes a while to get to the punch line but i liked that, it gave me a silent chuckle !.x!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Man, that's pretty funny!.!.!. Nicely done!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
So funny!.!.!. Nice!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Sounds like a normal office to me!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
LolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Lol, that was funny! :-)Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
haha LOVE IT!!! :]Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
Not bad, not bad at all
I'll give it an 8
ATB RedWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'll give it an 8
ATB RedWww@Enter-QA@Com