How to clean a cat...?!


Question: How to clean a cat!.!.!.!?
1!. Thoroughly clean the toilet!.

2!. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water!.

3!. Get the cat and carry him to the bathroom!.

4!. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape)!.

CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for anything he can find!.

5!. Flush the toilet three or four times!. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective!.

6!. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door!.

7!. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids!.

8!. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Bet you get a lot of criticism for this one , me i love cats but the picture in my head of your instructions especially 6 to 8 rocked my sides ha ha !.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Ha ha, love, that's very cruel for a poor cat, i used to have cats!. They can have a bath if you treat them gently, but they will always hate itWww@Enter-QA@Com

I have always found this funny and I have cats AND am an animal lover, however, you know you're going to get grief for this don't you!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL !!

You paint a brilliant picture!!

You're on a roll tonight, keep it up!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

You s*** I want to kill you! Go straight to hell!Www@Enter-QA@Com

I am on my way outside to get the cat!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Sounds good to me !Www@Enter-QA@Com

WOW that would be so mean LOL!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

awsome, i love that people take this explanation way too seriouslyWww@Enter-QA@Com

i didnt like this but as i read it i thought it was funny

i dont bath my cats like that eeeeeeeeWww@Enter-QA@Com

flush it down bogWww@Enter-QA@Com

just bath itWww@Enter-QA@Com

Que horror!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Lol :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

it likes the flushing!. doesnt it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

yeah just bathed my cat!.!.!.!.!.

good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com



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