Blonde Calendar!!?!
Question: Blonde Calendar!!!?
A Blonde's Year in Review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels!.!.!.HELLOOO!!.!.!.bottles won't fit in printer!.
March - Got really excited!.!.!.finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months!.!.!.!.box said "2 - 4 years"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours!.!.!.power went out!.
May- Tried to make Kool-Aid - wrong instructions!.!.!. 8 cups of water won't fit into that little packet!.
June- Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with a slope!.
July - Lost breast stoke swimming competition!.!.!.learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!.
August- Got locked out of my car in a rain storm!.!.!.car swamped because soft-top was open!.
September- The capital of California is "C", isn't it!?
October- Hate M&M's - they are so hard to peel!.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days!.!.!.instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!
December - Couldn't dial 911- duh - there's no eleven on the stupid phone!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels!.!.!.HELLOOO!!.!.!.bottles won't fit in printer!.
March - Got really excited!.!.!.finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months!.!.!.!.box said "2 - 4 years"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours!.!.!.power went out!.
May- Tried to make Kool-Aid - wrong instructions!.!.!. 8 cups of water won't fit into that little packet!.
June- Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with a slope!.
July - Lost breast stoke swimming competition!.!.!.learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!.
August- Got locked out of my car in a rain storm!.!.!.car swamped because soft-top was open!.
September- The capital of California is "C", isn't it!?
October- Hate M&M's - they are so hard to peel!.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days!.!.!.instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!
December - Couldn't dial 911- duh - there's no eleven on the stupid phone!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
LOL! that's pretty funny! annother one to add to your calender: walked into a bar with friend: woke up in the er with friend and a big bruise on head!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
September is hilarious!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
funny!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahahahahaha cant stop my laughter!.!.!.thanks i needed it!. thats whi i am gonna star it!. thanks reallyWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.hilarious
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
NiceWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha tht's greatWww@Enter-QA@Com
meh!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha nice
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funny!.
mrs!. kool, yours is funny too!. im still giggling!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
mrs!. kool, yours is funny too!. im still giggling!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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