This joke had me wiping tears off. How would you rate it?!
Question: This joke had me wiping tears off!. How would you rate it!?
State of Idaho
GRIZZLY BEAR NOTICE
In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Idaho Department of Fish and Game as well as the National Forest Service are advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears while in the field!.
We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren’t expecting them!. We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear!.
It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity!. Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear droppings!. Black bear droppings are smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur!. Grizzly bear dung has little bells in it and smells like pepper spray!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
GRIZZLY BEAR NOTICE
In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Idaho Department of Fish and Game as well as the National Forest Service are advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears while in the field!.
We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren’t expecting them!. We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear!.
It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity!. Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear droppings!. Black bear droppings are smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur!. Grizzly bear dung has little bells in it and smells like pepper spray!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
I don't think they realise the implcations behind this joke, excellent job, mate!.!.!.well done!.!.!.grizzly bears are the Chuck Norris's of the bear world!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
This lost it's punch because I kept expecting humor!. If I saw it posted somewhere I was expecing an actual notice it would have made me laugh much more!. (I'd also reread such a notice several times over in disbelief)!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
7/10 being 10 the best and 1 the worstWww@Enter-QA@Com
That's hilarious!!! OMG! Where bells to keep away from the bears!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
9/10!.!. niceeeee!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Nice, I thought it was okay!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
not that funny 4/10Www@Enter-QA@Com
its ok, 6/10, just made me laugh once!. :PWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
its alright i guessWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
no laugh!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol i wasnt wyping tears but it was goodWww@Enter-QA@Com