Any ideas on how to make this joke funny..An Australian walks into a bar?!
Question: Any ideas on how to make this joke funny!.!.An Australian walks into a bar!?
with a pet crocodile by his side!.
He puts the crocodile up on the bar!.
He then turns to the astonished patrons and says: 'I'll make you a deal!. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my genitals inside!. Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute!. Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my genitals unscathed!. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink!.'
The crowd murmured in unanimous approval!.
The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the crocodile's open mouth!. The croc closed his mouth as the crowd gasped!.
After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the crocodile hard on the top of its head!. The croc opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised!.
The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered!.
The Australian stood up again and made another offer
'I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try!.'
A hush fell over the crowd!. After a while, a hand went up at the back of the bar!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
He puts the crocodile up on the bar!.
He then turns to the astonished patrons and says: 'I'll make you a deal!. I'll open this crocodile's mouth and place my genitals inside!. Then the croc will close his mouth for one minute!. Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my genitals unscathed!. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink!.'
The crowd murmured in unanimous approval!.
The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the crocodile's open mouth!. The croc closed his mouth as the crowd gasped!.
After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the crocodile hard on the top of its head!. The croc opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised!.
The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered!.
The Australian stood up again and made another offer
'I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try!.'
A hush fell over the crowd!. After a while, a hand went up at the back of the bar!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
He He He!.!.!.!.
I won't if you drop your teeth in this pint of beer!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I won't if you drop your teeth in this pint of beer!Www@Enter-QA@Com
You don't have to ------- It's already freakin hilarious
roflmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
roflmaoWww@Enter-QA@Com
It's already hilarious!
good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL! That's a good one! Haven't heard that before!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOLLL
that is funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is funny!Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!.!.!.good oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
That IS funny!. Thank You!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i bet your hoping shes taken her falsies out
women are harder to train than crocs
LOL good luck
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women are harder to train than crocs
LOL good luck
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HAHA!! she was gonna take the croc's place! lol!.!.!. good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
its funny enuff!. i will give you a starWww@Enter-QA@Com
i like it just the way you have it!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com