Would these be your "mid-life" thoughts?!
Question: Would these be your "mid-life" thoughts!?
Mid-life has hit you when you stand naked in front of a mirror and can see your rear end without turning around!.
If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway!?
How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America!?
Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well!?
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool!?
Marriage changes passion Suddenly you are in bed with a relative!.
Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked!?
"Old" is when the porn movie you bring home is "Debby Does Dialysis!."
The next time you feel like complaining remember: Your garbage disposal probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in this world!.
Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
If carrots are so good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway!?
How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America!?
Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well!?
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool!?
Marriage changes passion Suddenly you are in bed with a relative!.
Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked!?
"Old" is when the porn movie you bring home is "Debby Does Dialysis!."
The next time you feel like complaining remember: Your garbage disposal probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in this world!.
Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
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my mummy once told me , if i haven't got something nice to say , don't say anything at all
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never want to reach that place sounds scary !!!!!
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never want to reach that place sounds scary !!!!!
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can you imagine the election chaos we would have if all fifty states got to put up a politician!.!.!.!.yikesWww@Enter-QA@Com
When I get to mid-life, can I get back to you,!.!.!.great stuff!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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all very good points!.
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When I was young I used to dry my front and back after a shower!. One day I realised I had sides as well!Www@Enter-QA@Com