A dog's new year resolutions!?!

1!. I will stop trying to find the few remaining clean pieces of carpet in the house when I am about to throw up!.
2!. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc!.
3!. I will not eat other animals' poop!.
4!. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop!.
5!. I will not eat my own vomit!.
6!. I will not eat "kitty box crunchies"!.
7!. I will not eat any more socks and then re-deposit them in the backyard after processing!.
8!. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar!. I will not eat the disposable diapers, especially the dirty ones!.
9!. I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them!.
10!. I will not chew crayons or pens, specially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging!.
11!. When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside!.
12!. I will not drop soggy tennis balls in the underwear of someone who is sitting on the toilet!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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