Any one got some funny yo mama jokes?!
Question: Any one got some funny yo mama jokes!?
i wanna hear some ive never heard b-4Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
Yo mama so fat that after sex i roll over twice and still on her!.
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is equator!.
Yo mama so stupid that when the doctor told her she was pregnant she ask if it was hers!.
Yo mama so fat that she has her own zip code!.
yo mama so fat she needs a map to find her butt!.
yo mama so fat she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat that when she bends over its like watching two planets collide
yo mama so ugly so goes as her self to Halloween parties!.
Yo mama so ugly that the local pervert asked her to shut the curtains!.
yo mama so ugly that the doctor smacked her mama face
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind man cry!
yo mama like a scooter, everyone rides her but no one admits it!.
yo mama like a bus, only 50 cents a ride!.
yo mama so stupid she only bought a yo!.
yo mama so mean she used to play hide and don't seek!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is equator!.
Yo mama so stupid that when the doctor told her she was pregnant she ask if it was hers!.
Yo mama so fat that she has her own zip code!.
yo mama so fat she needs a map to find her butt!.
yo mama so fat she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat that when she bends over its like watching two planets collide
yo mama so ugly so goes as her self to Halloween parties!.
Yo mama so ugly that the local pervert asked her to shut the curtains!.
yo mama so ugly that the doctor smacked her mama face
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind man cry!
yo mama like a scooter, everyone rides her but no one admits it!.
yo mama like a bus, only 50 cents a ride!.
yo mama so stupid she only bought a yo!.
yo mama so mean she used to play hide and don't seek!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mamma so skinny she slipped through her navel and hung herself
Yo mamma arms are so short she has to tilt her head to scratch he ears
Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama's so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!
Yo mama's so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama's so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals!."
Yo mama's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Planet of the Apes!
Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras!
Yo mama's so old her birth certificate says expired on it!
Yo mama's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals!
Yo mama's so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care centerWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mamma arms are so short she has to tilt her head to scratch he ears
Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama's so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!
Yo mama's so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama's so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals!."
Yo mama's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Planet of the Apes!
Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras!
Yo mama's so old her birth certificate says expired on it!
Yo mama's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals!
Yo mama's so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care centerWww@Enter-QA@Com
i have lots!.!.
yo mama is so fat coz when she went on the scales i thought it was her mobile number
yo mama is so fat coz wen she went on the scales it said TO BE CONTINUED
you mama is overweighted coz on the biggest loser the tv that shows the weight broke instantly
that's alll!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
yo mama is so fat coz when she went on the scales i thought it was her mobile number
yo mama is so fat coz wen she went on the scales it said TO BE CONTINUED
you mama is overweighted coz on the biggest loser the tv that shows the weight broke instantly
that's alll!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
yo mamma so old her breastfeed milk is powdered
yo mamma so ugly when she to a cemetary all the dead people ran
yo mamma so fat she lay on the beach the people start shouting "Free Willy"
yo momma so fat we have to take a train just to get to the other sideWww@Enter-QA@Com
yo mamma so ugly when she to a cemetary all the dead people ran
yo mamma so fat she lay on the beach the people start shouting "Free Willy"
yo momma so fat we have to take a train just to get to the other sideWww@Enter-QA@Com
Yo Mama's so fat, that when we were having sex, my ears popped!
Yo Mama's so fat, that when when she goes to the beach, she makes the WHALES look anorexic!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo Mama's so fat, that when when she goes to the beach, she makes the WHALES look anorexic!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mama so fat, that when she went to school, she sat next to EVERYBODY!!!!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
yo mama so fat that when she jump there's an eclipseWww@Enter-QA@Com
Tell yo momma to stop changing the colour of her lipstick, she's making my d*ck look like a rainbowWww@Enter-QA@Com
yo momma;s so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to deathWww@Enter-QA@Com