You'll hate me if you're blonde?!
Question: You'll hate me if you're blonde!?
My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping so joyfully, but I thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down along with her!.When she said, “Honey, I have some really great news for you!”
I said “Great!. Tell me what you’re so happy about!.”
She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, and then she told me!. “I am pregnant!.”
I was ecstatic! We had been trying for quite a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and told her, “That’s great! I couldn’t be happier!”
Then, she said “Oh, honey, There’s more!.” Puzzled I asked, “What do you mean ‘more’!?” She said, “Well, we are not having just one baby!. We are going to have TWINS!”
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew!.
She said, …………………………………
(You’re going to love this!)
“Well, that was the easy part!. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the twin-pack home pregnancy test kit and BOTH tests came out positive!”Www@Enter-QA@Com
I said “Great!. Tell me what you’re so happy about!.”
She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, and then she told me!. “I am pregnant!.”
I was ecstatic! We had been trying for quite a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and told her, “That’s great! I couldn’t be happier!”
Then, she said “Oh, honey, There’s more!.” Puzzled I asked, “What do you mean ‘more’!?” She said, “Well, we are not having just one baby!. We are going to have TWINS!”
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew!.
She said, …………………………………
(You’re going to love this!)
“Well, that was the easy part!. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the twin-pack home pregnancy test kit and BOTH tests came out positive!”Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
im blonde and LOVE it!
its hilarious how ppl take the piss out of us blondes, it just proves how wrong people are wen they say "blondes are dumb"
haha funny joke tho!
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its hilarious how ppl take the piss out of us blondes, it just proves how wrong people are wen they say "blondes are dumb"
haha funny joke tho!
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pmsfl that is great nice 1Www@Enter-QA@Com
Brilliant sooooooo funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Hahahahaahaha
but cangradulations mate
Twin Pack lol
Great oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
but cangradulations mate
Twin Pack lol
Great oneWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOLMAFWww@Enter-QA@Com
AH BLESS!!!!!!!!!!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha very funny lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha very funny lolWww@Enter-QA@Com
Ok Thats a good one but did it actually happen to you or did you just find it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
she shouldn't be jumping up and down in her condition, the baby might fall outWww@Enter-QA@Com
Loved it!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha!Www@Enter-QA@Com
haha lmao =)Www@Enter-QA@Com
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
halarious, i love ur wife! lol
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ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT!!! XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
halarious, i love ur wife! lol
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ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT!!! XDWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaahhahaah i love those dumb blonde jokes they make me laugh!!!!!! wait was that a real thing or not!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
lol funny one:) !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LoL!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
aww wow i am so happy for you and your wife!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Love it LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol dat made me chuckle :DWww@Enter-QA@Com
Haha (:
That made me giggle!.
Have a starrrr!!
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That made me giggle!.
Have a starrrr!!
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lol lmao hehe thats funny! star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
pure gold mate cheersWww@Enter-QA@Com
ha ha - good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com
heard of that before!. still nice!Www@Enter-QA@Com
i love those blonde jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol xWww@Enter-QA@Com
I love it, but then im not blonde!. xxxWww@Enter-QA@Com
I'm blonde, but hahahahaha ledge, is that like true!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
dewan koh sayouWww@Enter-QA@Com
lol!.!.thats classic!Www@Enter-QA@Com
shame on you making fun of your wife lolWww@Enter-QA@Com