You'll hate me if you're blonde?!


Question: You'll hate me if you're blonde!?
My wife, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping so joyfully, but I thought, what the heck and I starting jumping up and down along with her!.When she said, “Honey, I have some really great news for you!”

I said “Great!. Tell me what you’re so happy about!.”

She stopped jumping and was breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, and then she told me!. “I am pregnant!.”

I was ecstatic! We had been trying for quite a while, so I grabbed her and kissed her on the lips and told her, “That’s great! I couldn’t be happier!”

Then, she said “Oh, honey, There’s more!.” Puzzled I asked, “What do you mean ‘more’!?” She said, “Well, we are not having just one baby!. We are going to have TWINS!”

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew!.

She said, …………………………………
(You’re going to love this!)
“Well, that was the easy part!. I went to Wal-Mart and bought the twin-pack home pregnancy test kit and BOTH tests came out positive!”Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
im blonde and LOVE it!

its hilarious how ppl take the piss out of us blondes, it just proves how wrong people are wen they say "blondes are dumb"

haha funny joke tho!
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pmsfl that is great nice 1Www@Enter-QA@Com

Brilliant sooooooo funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Hahahahaahaha
but cangradulations mate
Twin Pack lol
Great oneWww@Enter-QA@Com

LOLMAFWww@Enter-QA@Com

AH BLESS!!!!!!!!!!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha very funny lolWww@Enter-QA@Com

Ok Thats a good one but did it actually happen to you or did you just find it!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

she shouldn't be jumping up and down in her condition, the baby might fall outWww@Enter-QA@Com

Loved it!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

ha ha!Www@Enter-QA@Com

haha lmao =)Www@Enter-QA@Com

HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
halarious, i love ur wife! lol

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ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT!!! XDWww@Enter-QA@Com

hahaahhahaah i love those dumb blonde jokes they make me laugh!!!!!! wait was that a real thing or not!?!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol funny one:) !!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

LoL!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

aww wow i am so happy for you and your wife!!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Love it LOLWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol dat made me chuckle :DWww@Enter-QA@Com

Haha (:
That made me giggle!.
Have a starrrr!!

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lol lmao hehe thats funny! star for you!Www@Enter-QA@Com

pure gold mate cheersWww@Enter-QA@Com

ha ha - good one!Www@Enter-QA@Com

heard of that before!. still nice!Www@Enter-QA@Com

i love those blonde jokesWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol xWww@Enter-QA@Com

I love it, but then im not blonde!. xxxWww@Enter-QA@Com

I'm blonde, but hahahahaha ledge, is that like true!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

dewan koh sayouWww@Enter-QA@Com

lol!.!.thats classic!Www@Enter-QA@Com

shame on you making fun of your wife lolWww@Enter-QA@Com



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