What is the best Yomma Joke?!


Question: What is the best Yomma Joke!?
Answers:
the best one is:


Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yo mumma so fat wen she turns around its her birthday
your mumma so dum she got lock in forty winks and sat on the floor
ur mums so dumb she sat on the rainbow and skittles fell out
yo mamma is so tall, she did a back flip and kick God in the chin!
Yo mamma is so stinky she walked past the bathroom and the toliet flushed
Yo mamma is so tall she did a side flip and kicked Jesus in the back of the head
Yo mamma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!!
Yo mamma is so short she can do back flips under the bed!
Yo mamma is so skinny the ***** turned sideways and disappear!Www@Enter-QA@Com

yommama is like sonic opened till midnight or later
yommama is like burgerking she lets me have it my way
yommama is like walmart always low pricesWww@Enter-QA@Com

These are two I made up:

Your mom is so stupid/redneck that she uses a Magic 8 Ball as a pregnancy test!.

Your mom is so annorexic that she walked into a strip club and was mistaken for a pole!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Yomma so fat, that when she went to school, she sat next to EVERYBODY!!!!.!.!.!.

This one always cracks me up!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

you so ugly yomomma feed you with a slingshot!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

yo momma so fat jesus couldnt lift her spirit
yo momma so ugly she made u cry wen she looked at ur eyesWww@Enter-QA@Com



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