These Are True Things That Kids Have Actually Said...?!
Question: These Are True Things That Kids Have Actually Said!.!.!.!?
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago!.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I!.'
MILLIE: I is!.!.!.
TEACHER: No, Millie!.!.!.!.!. Always say, 'I am!.'
MILLIE: All right!. 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet!.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it!. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him!?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand!.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating!?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook!.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's!. Did you copy his composition!?
CLYDE : No, it's the same dog!.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested!?
HAROLD: A teacherWww@Enter-QA@Com
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I!.'
MILLIE: I is!.!.!.
TEACHER: No, Millie!.!.!.!.!. Always say, 'I am!.'
MILLIE: All right!. 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet!.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it!. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him!?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand!.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating!?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook!.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's!. Did you copy his composition!?
CLYDE : No, it's the same dog!.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested!?
HAROLD: A teacherWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
heres a million bajillion *'s then!!!!
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plz dont count my stars!.!.!. i didnt! but hter should be a lot!!!
thanx!
what the crap there are supposed to b more lines of stars than that!!! i did something really cool with them!
grrr!.!.!. Y!A makes me sooo mad sometimes!Www@Enter-QA@Com
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plz dont count my stars!.!.!. i didnt! but hter should be a lot!!!
thanx!
what the crap there are supposed to b more lines of stars than that!!! i did something really cool with them!
grrr!.!.!. Y!A makes me sooo mad sometimes!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL!!!
My favorites:
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it!. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him!?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand!.
and
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating!?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook!.
and
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested!?
HAROLD: A teacher
but all of them were good and thanks for posting!
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My favorites:
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it!. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him!?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand!.
and
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating!?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook!.
and
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested!?
HAROLD: A teacher
but all of them were good and thanks for posting!
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funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyWww@Enter-QA@Com
The teacher one was very good!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Lol!. Aww!. Thats so cute!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Holy Crappies!.!.!.!.I am not gonna choose on as the best they were all very good!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
this is the best category!
i liked simon!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i liked simon!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
God, all of them were just hilarious!!! my fav are zat of clyde n harold!!!thx 4 posting, a star* 4 zat!Www@Enter-QA@Com
that is funny!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com