Are these the answers to everything?!


Question: Are these the answers to everything!?
Not meant to offend anyone !! just a joke

What's the best form of birth control after 50!?
Nudity

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife!?
45 lbs!.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband!?
45 minutes!.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart!?
Through his chest with a sharp knife!.

Why do men want to marry virgins!?
They can't stand criticism!.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking!?
Because those men already have boyfriends!.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog!?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you!.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying!?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving!.

What do you call a smart blonde!?
A golden retriever!.

Why does the bride always wear white!?
Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator!.Www@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
Hee hee, that gave me a good giggle!. Have a star!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Actually there are two other effective forms of contraception, Morning sickness, although by this time, too late, and children, those little bastards will keep you too scared to make any noises let alone get hot and heavy!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

Excellent,excellent,excellent!.!.!.Keep up the good work,my dear,and soon you will be smarter than our president!.!.!.Oh Wait!!!It's TOO LATE!!!Eveyone is smarter than President Bush!.!.!.So yes,these are the answers to everything!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

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no, but to ALMOST everything!

*gg*Www@Enter-QA@Com

NoWww@Enter-QA@Com

Good ones!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

LOL, GOOD ONESWww@Enter-QA@Com

good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com



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