Make me laugh people!?!
Question: Make me laugh people!!?
Jokes, stories, pick-up lines!.!.!.whatever!.
10 points to whoever makes me laugh the hardest!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
10 points to whoever makes me laugh the hardest!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
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An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up
next to a doctor at a street light!.
The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks,
'What kind of car ya got there, sonny!?'
The doctor replies, 'A Ferrari GTO!. It cost half a million
dollars!'
'That's a lot of money,' says the old man!.
'Why does it cost so much!?'
'Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!' states the
doctor proudly!.
The Moped driver asks, 'Mind if I take a look inside!?'
'No problem,' replies the doctor!.
So the old man pokes his head in the window
and looks around!.
Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says,'That's a
pretty nice car , all right!.!.!.
But I'll stick with my Moped!'
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old
man just what his car can do!. He floors it, and within 30 seconds
the speedometer reads 160 mph!.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror!. It seems to be
getting closer!
He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly!.!.!.
WHOOOOSSSHHH!
Something whips by him going much faster!
'What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari!?' the doctor
asks himself!.
He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph!.
Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!
Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas
and passes the Moped at 275 mph!.
He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!
Astounded by the speed of this old guy,
he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari
all the way up to 320 mph!.
Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again !
The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do !
Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari,
demolishing the rear end!.
The doctor stops and jumps out and, unbelievably,the old man is
still alive!.
He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says,
'I'm a doctor!.!.!.!. Is there anything I can do for you!?'
The old man whispers,
'Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
An elderly man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up
next to a doctor at a street light!.
The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks,
'What kind of car ya got there, sonny!?'
The doctor replies, 'A Ferrari GTO!. It cost half a million
dollars!'
'That's a lot of money,' says the old man!.
'Why does it cost so much!?'
'Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!' states the
doctor proudly!.
The Moped driver asks, 'Mind if I take a look inside!?'
'No problem,' replies the doctor!.
So the old man pokes his head in the window
and looks around!.
Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says,'That's a
pretty nice car , all right!.!.!.
But I'll stick with my Moped!'
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old
man just what his car can do!. He floors it, and within 30 seconds
the speedometer reads 160 mph!.
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror!. It seems to be
getting closer!
He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly!.!.!.
WHOOOOSSSHHH!
Something whips by him going much faster!
'What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari!?' the doctor
asks himself!.
He presses harder on the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph!.
Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!
Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas
and passes the Moped at 275 mph!.
He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!
Astounded by the speed of this old guy,
he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari
all the way up to 320 mph!.
Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped bearing down on him again !
The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do !
Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari,
demolishing the rear end!.
The doctor stops and jumps out and, unbelievably,the old man is
still alive!.
He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says,
'I'm a doctor!.!.!.!. Is there anything I can do for you!?'
The old man whispers,
'Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok i was at a party and this like 70 year old lady gets into her friends car and trys to back up and runs into a wall so she trys again and she hits the wall again then after about the 4th try (and the fourth time she ran into the wall) She finally just guns it down the drive way and runs over like three lights and then runs into a tree and then a little girl goes up to the lady and said excuse me excuse me you just ran into our tree!! It was so funny!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I am going to quote some people
when life gives you lemons squirt them in the eyes of ur enemies - happy bunny
My knees hurt i think its goin to rain- Geyser that lives on my street
Our father who are in heaven emilie take out that bun its distracting! - my teacher
If barbie is SO popular why do you have to buy her friends!?- Unknown
Some girls are born w/ glitter in there vains- paris hilton
HOPE you LIKED it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
when life gives you lemons squirt them in the eyes of ur enemies - happy bunny
My knees hurt i think its goin to rain- Geyser that lives on my street
Our father who are in heaven emilie take out that bun its distracting! - my teacher
If barbie is SO popular why do you have to buy her friends!?- Unknown
Some girls are born w/ glitter in there vains- paris hilton
HOPE you LIKED it!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Some girl told me the other day that she saves her rear brakes by not backing her car unless it's very necessary!. We were in public!. I lead her to back of the building to finish the conversation!.!. :(Www@Enter-QA@Com