Can anyone explain the meaning of this joke?!
Question: Can anyone explain the meaning of this joke!?
I have read it many times and i still don't get it - not even close!!! Do you have any idea!?!?!?
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i thought it was heaps funny! pretty sure no one knows what the joke even means!. the doctor told her to put a crisp piece of lettuce in her vagina so that it felt like her hymen (a piece of skin inside the vagina that breaks as you loose your virginity) and he saw that it was lettuce and thought that must have been why she was so sick!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
i can explain it, but its not funny!.
so the prince wants to have sex but the princess is feeling uncomfortable about it because she knows she's not a virgin, and somehow the prince isn't going to be happy about that!. so the princess thinks she should fake being sick so that she wouldn't have to have sex!. her fake sickness goes on for too long so the prince tells her to go to the doctor!. the doctor says to use the lettuce!. the lettuce works because when the prince takes it out, he realizes the princess must have actually been sick because the lettuce she supposedly ate wasn't digested!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
so the prince wants to have sex but the princess is feeling uncomfortable about it because she knows she's not a virgin, and somehow the prince isn't going to be happy about that!. so the princess thinks she should fake being sick so that she wouldn't have to have sex!. her fake sickness goes on for too long so the prince tells her to go to the doctor!. the doctor says to use the lettuce!. the lettuce works because when the prince takes it out, he realizes the princess must have actually been sick because the lettuce she supposedly ate wasn't digested!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
She said she wasnt feeling too well!. He says that her stomach hurts because her food is being processed wrong meaning her food is coming out the "wrong hole"!. he didnt underestand what she did!. its only for a momentary giggle!. not a big thing!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
The prince thinks that the princess just **** lettuce out of her vagina!. He was distracted with that so he never realized she wasn't pure!. Not that funny, but in more of a classical humor sense!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
its so easy
the doctor told her to put a piece of lettuce in her vagina then the boyfriend said no wonder your sick your not digesting properly!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
the doctor told her to put a piece of lettuce in her vagina then the boyfriend said no wonder your sick your not digesting properly!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Just another random joke from powers guy!. He's the biggest idiot on this site!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Not funny!.so no need to know the meaningWww@Enter-QA@Com
it means you suckWww@Enter-QA@Com