Little mark on maths?!


Question: Little mark on maths!?
a teacher asks her class!. if there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot 1 of them , how many will be left !? she asks mark ,none he says they all flew away with the noise of the shot
teacher replys no, the correct answer is 4 , but i like your way of thinking
little mark says i have a question for you
there are 3 women eating ice cream
1 is softly licking the sides of her ice cream
the 2nd is chomping down on the top and sucking the cone
the 3rd is delicately licking the ice cream and biting the cone
which one is married !?
the teacher blushing badly replys
well i suppose the one that is chompimg down on the top and susking the cone
little marks reply was
the correct answer is
the one wiyh the wedding ring on
but i like your way of thinkingWww@Enter-QA@Com


Answers:
lol lmao RTTTBIPMS (running to the toilet before i piss myself)

some people always have their mind in the gutter !.!.but not Conan !.conan would have known the answer !.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

wow!! that is like my new favorit joke! i am like going to send that to all the 50 billion peoples i know!! haha i laughed for like 5 freaking minutes and that is way good for me cause normally even really good jokes only get like a 10 sec laugh!! so way to go!! hehe you deffinatly get a star for that one!Www@Enter-QA@Com

lol another one that gets changed and repeated over and over but never gets boringWww@Enter-QA@Com

ok i guess that was funny,NOT
that was sooooo lame
did u make that up on your own!?!?!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good ones



One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit!. "Now
class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of
fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about!."

"Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red!."

Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely,
ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple!."

"No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking!. Now, for the
second!. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish!."

Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get
the teacher to call on him!. But she skips him again and calls on
Billy!.

"Is it a peach!?"
"No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato!. But I like you're
thinking!. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard!."

By now, Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand
frantically!. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally!.
"A banana," she says!.

"No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your
thinking!."

Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly!. "Hey,
I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket!.
Okay, I've got it: it's about an inch and a half long, hard, and
it's got a little red head on it!."

"Johnny!" she cries!. "That's disgusting!"

"Nope," answers Johnny, "it's a match stick, but I like your
thinking!"Www@Enter-QA@Com



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