Bad day, I need a smile?!


Question: Bad day, I need a smile!?
tell me ome jokes make me mile!.!.!.!.please

all jokes are ok no one should take any offense to any jokes !Www@Enter-QA@Com


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ok i dont have a joke but i have a story!. i was driving home from my dance recital when i saw this kid about 17 standing on a corner in a brown wizard cloak waving a wand as if he was in a duel with Harry effin Potter! i did a double take to make sure that's what i really saw and he saw me looking and gave me the most dirtiest look ever like he was gonna cast an evil spell on me! hahaWww@Enter-QA@Com

Hmmm!.!.!.

A man is rear ended in his car, and gets out to talk to the other driver!.

The other car is totaled, and a midget gets out!. Poor bastard, the first guy says!.

The midget says "I'm not happy!" and the first guy says!.!.!. "Ok, which one are you then!?" That's when the fight started!.

*smile*Www@Enter-QA@Com

:0 :) Living the Motto
A scoutmaster and his wife were driving along a rural highway when they found the road blocked by a herd of cows that had escaped through a broken fence!.

The scoutmaster tried beeping his horn to scare the cattle from the pavement, but to no avail!. For some reason, no sound was heard!. He got out of the car, lifted the hood, and saw the problem, a loose wire, which he quickly fixed!.

As he got back into the car, his wife asked him if he'd had any luck!.

"Yep," he replied, "beep repaired!"Www@Enter-QA@Com

hope you dont mind one thats a little perverted :)
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A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times!.

One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning!. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her!.

Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"
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it made me laugh!. idk about you :) feel better!Www@Enter-QA@Com

Grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!" And the grasshopper replies, "Really!?! You've got a drink named Steve!?"

What are the sexiest animals at the farm!?
Brown-chicken, brown-cow!.!.!. (say out loud) ;)

What do you call a bear with no ears!?
A 'b!.'Www@Enter-QA@Com

I saw this as graffiti in a bar, once!. In one handwriting and ball point pen, it said: My mother made me a lesbian!. In another handwriting and marking pen it said: If I buy her the yarn, will she make me one, too!?Www@Enter-QA@Com

there was a man from leeds,
who swallowed a packet of seeds,
it soon came to pass,
he was covered in grass,
and couldn't sit down for the weeds!.

its an old one but i love itWww@Enter-QA@Com

This one is not as good in writing!.!.!.!. but try it out loud on someone!.!.!.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes!?

A: FSSHHHHHHHH

(you hafta say fshhh like an idiot, and start laughing at your own joke :-P)Www@Enter-QA@Com

why does beyonce say to the left, to the left!?
because black people have no rights!.

no offence to anyone its just funny to me because my friend is african american and her brother said that :DWww@Enter-QA@Com

Achmed the dead terrorist video,

http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=1uwOL4rB-!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

http://www!.youtube!.com/watch!?v=V55Zq5whV!.!.!.
EnjoyWww@Enter-QA@Com

So, this horse walks into a bar and the bartender says
"Hey why the long face!?"Www@Enter-QA@Com

Q!. What do you have when there are 4 blondes at a four way stop!?
A!. eternityWww@Enter-QA@Com

I called your brother gay and he hit me with his purse!.!.!.!.!.!.

a lot of people have heard that one so sorry if you have :)Www@Enter-QA@Com

funny junkWww@Enter-QA@Com

How do you catch a unique rabbit!?

Unique up on it!. hahaaaaa!.Www@Enter-QA@Com

i got nothingWww@Enter-QA@Com

not ur mom, just saying!.!.!.

ur mom is like a shotgun, just 2 cocks and shes ready to blow!Www@Enter-QA@Com

A dog with 3 legs walks into a bar and says "I'm looking for the guy who shot my paw"Www@Enter-QA@Com



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