Ever Seen This Happen?...?!
Question: Ever Seen This Happen!?!.!.!.!?
Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the State Fair every year!.
Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane!." And every year Martha would say, "I know, Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars!."
This one year Stumpy and Martha went to the fair and Stumpy said, "Martha, I'm 71 years old!. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance!. " Martha replied, "Stumpy, that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars!."
The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal!. I'll take you both up for a ride!. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten dollars!."
Stumpy and Martha agreed and up they go!.
The pilot does all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard!. He does all his tricks over a gain, but still not a word!.
They land and the pilot turns to Stumpy, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't!."
Stumpy replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Every year Stumpy would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that there airplane!." And every year Martha would say, "I know, Stumpy, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars!."
This one year Stumpy and Martha went to the fair and Stumpy said, "Martha, I'm 71 years old!. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance!. " Martha replied, "Stumpy, that there airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars!."
The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal!. I'll take you both up for a ride!. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten dollars!."
Stumpy and Martha agreed and up they go!.
The pilot does all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard!. He does all his tricks over a gain, but still not a word!.
They land and the pilot turns to Stumpy, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't!."
Stumpy replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars!."Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
omg lol! that was a very funny one!! thanx!
and i am very happy to hear that u r now in the leaderboard!!! congrats!!!
i have one question!.!.!. what person in their rite mind would name their child!.!.!. STUMPY!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
and i am very happy to hear that u r now in the leaderboard!!! congrats!!!
i have one question!.!.!. what person in their rite mind would name their child!.!.!. STUMPY!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Another oldie goldie!
and I have heard it with a plane, a helicopter, and a trick motorbike!.
Keep this one too!
Thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
and I have heard it with a plane, a helicopter, and a trick motorbike!.
Keep this one too!
Thanks!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahahah oh thats meanWww@Enter-QA@Com
LOL, I think he has earned another ride ;)Www@Enter-QA@Com
OMG!.!.ur on the leader board!?!? thats soo awesome!.!.!.im soo happy for you!!!.!.=]!.!.!.omg this joke is so hilarious!.!.n if i had a wife/spouse/watever like that, id choose the ten dollars too!.!.LOL!.!.omg!.!.STAR!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LOL love it!Www@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com