Is This a Keeper Or Leaver?...?!
Question: Is This a Keeper Or Leaver!?!.!.!.!?
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas!. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas!." When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar!. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands!. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas!." After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located!. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right!." The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door!. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident!. Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"Www@Enter-QA@Com
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omg lol!!! hahahahaha!!!
ya kno, im from texas!.!.!. and i think everyone can agree i am super overweight!!! lol anyways!.!.!. we moved here from another state and so we had friends fromt hat other state visiting us, and they had a little boy, and when htey got here the boy didnt remember me but he walked up to me and said "hey daddy! u were rite! everything IS bigger in texas!" and he was talking about how overweight i am it was hilarious but it hurt my feelings =(
lol!
but thatnx for posting!!
and i promise this was a real life situation that REALLY HAPPENED TO ME!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ya kno, im from texas!.!.!. and i think everyone can agree i am super overweight!!! lol anyways!.!.!. we moved here from another state and so we had friends fromt hat other state visiting us, and they had a little boy, and when htey got here the boy didnt remember me but he walked up to me and said "hey daddy! u were rite! everything IS bigger in texas!" and he was talking about how overweight i am it was hilarious but it hurt my feelings =(
lol!
but thatnx for posting!!
and i promise this was a real life situation that REALLY HAPPENED TO ME!!!!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
An oldie goldie!.
I first heard this joke in the 1960's
One of my favourite aunts told it to me!.
For that reason alone, This baby is a keeper!
Thanks for reminding me!Www@Enter-QA@Com
I first heard this joke in the 1960's
One of my favourite aunts told it to me!.
For that reason alone, This baby is a keeper!
Thanks for reminding me!Www@Enter-QA@Com
awesome
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
heheheh poor guyWww@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO!! That's a good one!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
LMAO !!! i DEF LOVED iT!Www@Enter-QA@Com
HAHAHAHAHAHA!.!.!.!.!.OMFG!.!.I AM LAUGHING LIKE CRAZYYYYYYY!!!!!!!.!.OMG I LOVE UR JOKES!.!.!.I WISH I COULD GIVE MORE THAN ONE STAR!.!.!.!.BUT HERE'S MY STAR!.!.=]Www@Enter-QA@Com