Do you like these lovely wee quotes?!
Question: Do you like these lovely wee quotes!?
Age Quotes Pages: 1 2 3 4 5
Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman!.
-- Kathy Lette
I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type!.
-- Bob Hope
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half!.
-- Gracie Allen
When I was young I was called a rugged individualist!. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric!. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile!.
-- George Burns (Just you and me Kid, 1979)
As you get older three things happen!. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two!.!.!.
-- Sir Norman Wisdom
Yes, time flies!. And where did it leave you!? Old too soon!.!.!.smart too late!.
-- Mike Tyson
I'm affectionately known by Elton John as either Sylvia Disc or the Bionic Christian!.
-- Sir Cliff Richard
You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead!.
-- John Mendoza
As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't!.
-- Carrie Fisher
As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer!.
-- Robert QuillenWww@Enter-QA@Com
Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman!.
-- Kathy Lette
I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type!.
-- Bob Hope
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half!.
-- Gracie Allen
When I was young I was called a rugged individualist!. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric!. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile!.
-- George Burns (Just you and me Kid, 1979)
As you get older three things happen!. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two!.!.!.
-- Sir Norman Wisdom
Yes, time flies!. And where did it leave you!? Old too soon!.!.!.smart too late!.
-- Mike Tyson
I'm affectionately known by Elton John as either Sylvia Disc or the Bionic Christian!.
-- Sir Cliff Richard
You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead!.
-- John Mendoza
As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't!.
-- Carrie Fisher
As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer!.
-- Robert QuillenWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
very good collection!. Sir Norman Wisdom's one is great!.Www@Enter-QA@Com