What is the funniest joke u have ever heard?!
Question: What is the funniest joke u have ever heard!?
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what did helen keller's parents do to punish her when she did something bad!?
-put doorknobs on the walls!.
haha thats defiantly not the funniest one but i can't think of anything else!.
go watch rob & big or scrubs!. laughing is a guarentee
have a good day!. =]
p!.s!. read this, it just made me laugh
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-put doorknobs on the walls!.
haha thats defiantly not the funniest one but i can't think of anything else!.
go watch rob & big or scrubs!. laughing is a guarentee
have a good day!. =]
p!.s!. read this, it just made me laugh
http://answers!.yahoo!.com/question/index;!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in St!. Luke's Nursing Home and the editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take the pictures of these 100 year old twin biddies!.
One of the twins was hard of hearing but the other could hear quite well!.
The photographer asked them to sit on the sofa!.
The deaf one said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY!?"
"WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!", said the other!.
"Now get a little closer together", said the cameraman!.
Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY!?"
"HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE"!.
So, they wiggled up close to each other!.
"Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer!.
Yet again - "WHAT DID HE SAY!?"
"HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"
With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY GOD - BOTH OF US!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
One of the twins was hard of hearing but the other could hear quite well!.
The photographer asked them to sit on the sofa!.
The deaf one said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY!?"
"WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!", said the other!.
"Now get a little closer together", said the cameraman!.
Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY!?"
"HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE"!.
So, they wiggled up close to each other!.
"Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer!.
Yet again - "WHAT DID HE SAY!?"
"HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"
With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY GOD - BOTH OF US!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
A blond calls the fire dept, and starts yelling help help my house is on fire!. The fireman says OK calm down lady and tell us how to get there!. There is a pause on the line and finally she says, don't you guys still drive them big red trucks!!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Yo mama so fat, when she sat in the monster truck, she turned it into a low rider!Www@Enter-QA@Com
PROCROSTINATERS UNITE!!!
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Read terry practhett!!!!!
Now youl cry i promise youWww@Enter-QA@Com
Now youl cry i promise youWww@Enter-QA@Com
yo mama is old she makes an onion cry to hell!Www@Enter-QA@Com