Dear Abby?!
Question: Dear Abby!?
Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus!. My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a cross-dresser!.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana!. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are also weed dealers in Dallas !.
I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994!. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of murder!.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former escort who lives in Longview !. She now is a part time "working girl"!.
All things considered, my problem is this!. I love my fiance' and look forward to bringing her into the family!. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her!.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama for President!?
Signed,
Worried About My ReputationWww@Enter-QA@Com
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus!. My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a cross-dresser!.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana!. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are also weed dealers in Dallas !.
I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994!. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of murder!.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former escort who lives in Longview !. She now is a part time "working girl"!.
All things considered, my problem is this!. I love my fiance' and look forward to bringing her into the family!. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her!.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama for President!?
Signed,
Worried About My ReputationWww@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
snickering out loud
I love your name, haven't heard that word in a long time! I would probably spell it "cattywampus"Www@Enter-QA@Com
I love your name, haven't heard that word in a long time! I would probably spell it "cattywampus"Www@Enter-QA@Com
Abigail is with me!.
She is working in my modelling agency currently!.
But I can answer for you if you like!.
What is it you want!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
She is working in my modelling agency currently!.
But I can answer for you if you like!.
What is it you want!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
dear Worried About My Reputation,
Human bodies are good fetilisers for weed, especially Obama supporters!.
Call this number for more assistant: 1800-we-sell-gunsWww@Enter-QA@Com
Human bodies are good fetilisers for weed, especially Obama supporters!.
Call this number for more assistant: 1800-we-sell-gunsWww@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha!!! that was great! me and my sis got a kick out of that one!! oh and you should give the 10 points to the person who answered first!! nobody could beat their answer!Www@Enter-QA@Com
ok!.!.!.!.whatever that was hella lame!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
RETARDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
RETARDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Dear Worried About My Reputation
No, there are some things no one can get past!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
No, there are some things no one can get past!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
omg so not funnyWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com