You wanna hear some jokes?!
Question: You wanna hear some jokes!?
You can't read THIS and stay in a bad mood!
1!. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit!?
Unique Up On It!.
2!. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit!?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It!.
3!. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest!?
They Take The Psycho Path!.
4!. How Do You Get Holy Water!?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It!.
5!. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall!?
Dam!
6!. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long!?
Polaroid's!.
7!. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work!?
A Stick!.
8!. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours!?
Nacho Cheese!.
9!. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers!?
Subordinate Clauses!.
10!. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand!?
Quattro Sinko!.
11!. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow!?
Spoiled Milk!.
12!. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire!?
Frostbite!.
13!. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches!?
A Nervous Wreck!.
14!. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup!?
Anyone Can Roast Beef!.
15!. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
1!. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit!?
Unique Up On It!.
2!. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit!?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It!.
3!. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest!?
They Take The Psycho Path!.
4!. How Do You Get Holy Water!?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It!.
5!. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall!?
Dam!
6!. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long!?
Polaroid's!.
7!. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work!?
A Stick!.
8!. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours!?
Nacho Cheese!.
9!. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers!?
Subordinate Clauses!.
10!. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand!?
Quattro Sinko!.
11!. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow!?
Spoiled Milk!.
12!. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire!?
Frostbite!.
13!. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches!?
A Nervous Wreck!.
14!. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup!?
Anyone Can Roast Beef!.
15!. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs!?Www@Enter-QA@Com
Answers:
this one kinda goes with 21, but more out of science class:
whats the difference between a vertebrate and an animal with an exoskeleton!?
one goes squish crunch and the other goes crunch squish!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
whats the difference between a vertebrate and an animal with an exoskeleton!?
one goes squish crunch and the other goes crunch squish!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Several made me lol!. Including Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive!?
Because It Scares The Dog!.
and the losing the trailer one!. Thank you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
Because It Scares The Dog!.
and the losing the trailer one!. Thank you!Www@Enter-QA@Com
No offense but that was pretty bad and not funny at all!. I found a joke book that I got from the elementary bookfair awhile ago and about 6-7 of the jokes you posted where in them!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Very funny!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha this actually cheered me upWww@Enter-QA@Com
They were all pretty funny except # 1 and 2 which made no sense!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
Series of jokes!.Www@Enter-QA@Com
hahaha wesome manWww@Enter-QA@Com
That was nice dude!.!.!. KudosWww@Enter-QA@Com
good one!.!.!.!.!.excellent
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com
very funny !.!.!.!.!. loved it !.!.!.!.!.gave me a good laugh
!.!.!.!.!.good job!.!.!.!.!.keep up the good onesWww@Enter-QA@Com